Lacey Cranston

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Lacey Cranston

Lacey Cranston

@laceycranston

Mildly amusing human who is often outsmarted by her offspring.

Kingston, ON Katılım Nisan 2015
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Lacey Cranston@laceycranston·
Greatest parenting victory yet: Convincing the Tiny Human Top Gun is actually a movie about volleyball.
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James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn@XplodingUnicorn·
6-year-old: I know the life cycle of a turtle. Me: What's the first stage? 6: Eggs. Me: What's the last stage? 6: Ninjas.
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Lacey Cranston@laceycranston·
Oh! Hey Twitter! Long time no see...
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Lacey Cranston@laceycranston·
@randyhillier as the MPP for Lanark-Frontenac-Kingston, please vote in favour of #Bill147 during tomorrow's debate and #endBSL in Ontario! DOLA did not achieve anything it set out to do re: bite stats. #pitbulls were never the problem. Poor ownership was.
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Lacey Cranston@laceycranston·
@MIHomeYGK any road condition reports for Hwy 15 up to Smiths Falls area?
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Lacey Cranston@laceycranston·
@MPmarkwarawa Relatives contacting the gov't are told the gov't "doesn't know" when/how they are going to evacuate those in Sint Maarten. Please help!
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Lacey Cranston@laceycranston·
@JustinTrudeau Martial law declared in Sint Maarten, Canadians still stranded. Think it's time to get our military involved now?
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Lacey Cranston@laceycranston·
Just finished stuffing gift bags for a daycare Valentine's Day party. Know what I'm getting for Valentine's Day? A headache and paper cuts.
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Lacey Cranston@laceycranston·
That awkward moment when someone spells awkward "akword" in an email.
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Lacey Cranston@laceycranston·
Why, on a road trip, when your bladder is full up to your eyeballs, do you feel compelled to drink MORE water?!?
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