Lachunas Berme 📷

@NFL_DovKleiman @RossTuckerPod Haha pretty sure my twitter video spider downloaded all three of those vids and they're just sitting on a vmdk on my server. Just sayin...

Heartbreaking: Will Levis’s mom opens up about her son’s leaked sex tape with Gia Duddy. “He ended up hiring a cyber security specialist and a PI and spent a huge amount of money to get to the bottom of this” Absolutely awful 😔💔 (via @RossTuckerPod)

@Godsgrace744866 Olivia Wilde is a smokeshow. 😍

So you are bisexual? 👀🎬🎥🍿🤩🥰😍😛

I respectfully disagree. This movie is about high school seniors in '76. They were all 17 & 18, which means they were all born in the late 50s. That makes them boomers. Today, the class of '76 are in their late 60s. I can understand how it doesn't seem like they're boomers. I think its because the actors are genX.

@lachunas @evolacore These weren't Boomers. This was the Boomers' offspring generation. The Flower Children? Idk. Not Boomer tho.

I understand boomers now

People age out of hacking in general. Jedi level skill requires an enormous commitment in time and energy hat conflicts with having a healthy, well-rounded lifestyle. Besides, what's the point? The only people that care about elite level skills are other people with elite level skills. I've never met a woman that was impressed with the intricacies and exploits of my days as a redteamer.

One thing I’ve always found interesting about vulnerability research, is how it seems to almost always be very age-bounded. You will meet the occasional 15 year old all-star. But usually it takes several years of serious experience to reach Jedi levels. But you almost never meet a 50 year old who still churning out bugs day to day. People “age out” for a lot of difference reasons.

@sec_hub93028 Undertaking a curricula to obtain a certification is an excellent way to learn new skills in a structured manner. The secret to cert chasing is that you don't have to disclose which certs you've obtained.

Don’t get stuck in certificate limbo chasing every cert out there. Have a clear plan and goal first. Identify the certifications that actually matter for your target role, then go get those, and build real projects around them. Blindly stacking tons of certificates is a waste of time and money.

@koestreicher34 Not to completely embarrass us.

What are your expectations for Jesse Minter's first year as the Ravens' head coach?

@cptdankkk Oh wait... "move fast and break stuff" may be the best thing that came out of FB. So I give him that.

@cptdankkk I have never cared about anything Zuckerberg has ever said. He's not a visionary, nor is he a futurist. He made one polished social media website 22 years ago and has done nothing innovative or important since.

Mark Zuckerberg says he doesn't drink coffee or caffeine and does jiu-jitsu instead "Sometimes on vacation, I'll drink it recreationally. I don't like any kind of chemicals or anything like that" "My sister gives me such a hard time about that. She's like, 'You're just sitting there raw dogging reality'" "I wake up and I fight people... It's neurologically stimulating, good cardio and strength, it's a good day" "Better than caffeine for me. I'm just not into that stuff"

If you can see this, tell me the story of what got you interested in cybersecurity!

@0day_ninja It doesn't "click" and it never will. Hacking and being a hacker is embracing perpetual exploration and discovery. Competence is implied.

At what point does it actually click that you are a competent hacker? I ask because the learning process does not really come with checkpoints. You go from not understanding anything to understanding some things to occasionally understanding things faster than you expected and there is no clear line in between. I'm curious.

@FAFO_TV A week after 10th grade ended, I idiotically dove head first, straight down into an 8' "deep end" of a community pool. Smashed my nose, philtrum, and upper lip into absolute oblivion. I did not have a good summer.

@beyoncegarden Yeah, I live in Arizona.

the way no one gaf about him walking up like that LMFAOOO😭😭😭

@British_Raven19 River Hill High School!

Michael Campanaro

3 day weekends are for writing long-winded chapters on user auth in distributed systems.

@Rainmaker1973 The CIA will find a way to use him.

Samuel Henderson, the autistic student with Tourette syndrome who has a knack for perfectly imitating the sounds of over 50 types of birds.

@drgurner The hardest part is *knowing* something that you can't yet articulate. And then 12 months later, after you're a long gone distant memory, someone that heard your original perspective will say, "damn, xyz was right."

Pattern Recognition is also the form of intelligence that causes the most stress. You will see things that others do not. You'll feel crazy. Things will be *so obvious* to you, and others will just deny it.

@ZPostFacto This is 100% true. Sincerely, A systems programmer

"Systems programmers" often look down on "web programmers". Web code is easy. They are the real programmers solving the hard problems. But have you ever used UI made by a systems programmer? It's the worst dog shit ever. If decent UI is so easy, why does yours suck so bad??

A Sun lawsuit accidentally created C# and .NET. Anders Hejlsberg(@ahejlsberg) - creator of C#, TypeScript, Turbo Pascal - tells us the unique origin story: Microsoft learnt the hard way not to bet on technology licensed from a competitor: “Well, development of J++ went great until the big Sun/Microsoft lawsuit got in the way. Now we're talking about business. It had nothing to do with technical, but it effectively meant that Visual J++ was never going to be a product that companies would make a bet on because they full well knew that you're not going to ride your app in a language that has been enjoined by a judge in San Jose. We kind of realised at that point that, maybe it's not a great strategy to place your development platform bet on technology that's licensed from a competitor.” They already knew what devs loved and hated about Visual Basic and C++: “Microsoft's main development products at the time were in two camps. There was Visual Basic, rapid application development, loved by everybody because it was so easy to build apps, but performance-wise it had problems and extensibility-wise it wasn't so great. To write new components, you had to write 'em in C++ and whatever. And then we had C++ with MFC and power and expressiveness.” .NET and C# were born from previous learnings and the need for proprietary tech: “Really, what people wanted was both. They wanted something that rolled both of those up. And then they also wanted modern things like garbage collection that, say, Java had, for example, and exception handling and a more object-oriented, component oriented way of building your apps. And all of that was part of the genesis that led to .NET and to the C# language.”

There goes my hero. Watch her as she goes. 🎸 🎶 🎵