sahiyrah johansson 🌸🍉

FAO all profile lurkers, flying monkeys sent by someone else: ik bc sometimes u accidentally hit like/click smth i can see who viewed.. pls stop checking & reporting back to losers no matter who it is. there’s always reasons for no contact & pandering makes u their victim too..

@reiamimami and to me, i’m a mother of three now.

Happy Mother’s Day to me

reform voters dont even know what theyre voting for they just dont like brown people

barry @kaiyrod @thetruthisdinos

@kaiyrod i text barry when i’m shitting, he ask if i’m good

One doesn’t. 😂

@kaiyrod my weather app think i’m at your house sometimes

InaccurateWeather🙄

me trying to communicate with our cats at 3am: hello? which one are you? marvel? mingo? mice t? (they are called auntie mabel, mango lassi, and toast jost) (thrice this week i have accidentally called toast “moist”)

"You text like ChatGPT" I'M SORRY I'M JUST AUTISTIC AND AM TRYING TO BE AS CLEAR AS POSSIBLE

cheating is so stupid lmao nobody is forcing u to be in a relationship weirdo freak

how do people not know the difference between decriminalising drugs and showing up to work drunk? there’s no way you lot are seriously this stupid right?

sagittarius, they should not have treated you like that.

“I don’t remember my childhood.” Lemme guess, you have allergies + you poop weird + you sleep weird + you feel dizzy when you stand up quickly + you’re weirdly sensitive to certain smells/sounds/tastes/textures + you struggle to do stuff you WANT to do + you’re often sad/nervous?

You ever notice how some people don’t apologize? They just act normal again and expect you to forget.

When you’re 25+ on twt, anyone younger than you treats you like a senior citizen or something

@Akir_a997 mhm

Has Twitter given you at least one genuine friend ??

@omgsidewalks yes i do and i got accused of cheating by an ex once bc of it, like, girl i tell my cats i love them it doesn’t mean i’m fucking them??? anyways, it was the ex that was cheating. always be suspicious of out of the blue accusations w zero basis people x

Do y'all openly say “love you” in your friendships ??

happy lesbian visibility week

@kaiyrod the 🚔 call?

Got the call.

@madisontayt_ i used to play the sims on the train on way to college lol

when people use their laptops on the train i’m like is anything really THAT serious

@sophhaze i wish i knew 😭

anyone have tips on how not to become the fixation of some mentally ill person's delusion.

@reiamimami me when i walk around the area i grew up in cos the only asians i knew in this whiteass area as a kid were literal relatives 💀

Not me waving to a group of Asians bc I thought I knew them but they were strangers smh