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@donutsvgc @freezaiYT bo3s are 240k games as indicated by the dark blue

@freezaiYT Bo3 counted as one is STILL 3.1m????? that's incredible.

Pokémon Champions hits 3,000,000+ battles in its first month on Pokémon Showdown

Any game that mixes skill and luck is a paradise for grifters. In pure skill games (chess), frauds get exposed in days because results converge fast. In pure luck games (roulette), no one can credibly fake expertise. But in the messy middle, variance gives a losing player enough cover to look like a genius for years. Wins get framed as skill, losses get blamed on variance. High variance means you need an enormous N before noise washes out. Heads I’m a genius, tails it’s noise.

@CryptoMatheos @0xaporia so by your definition its not a game, its a scam, a well designed scam

@0xaporia Roulette is not pure luck game, but it’s well designed game, based on mathematics, where on every spin, players lose 1/37 of what they put on the table on a long run.

@GriffussyCoffee ah yes mega kangaskhan, a literal mother, gay?

LGBTQ-coded Megas

@M_O_Z_G @JZ_Graham also if you drop into any of the holes on the left you can walljump out

@JZ_Graham But there's one significant difference, floor in the end😀

How did i not notice this until my 40s....

@jamesperrott1 @AcediaRex psychic fangs breaks screens tho, choose your benefit ig

@AcediaRex Ah yes use the physical psychic fangs on the special attacker instead of the double hitting twin beam on a pokemon commonly holding focus sash in a meta with very little screens So smart

Y’all, I actually solved the Sneasler-Basculegion-Kingambit meta with a single Pokemon

@jskflgkl unnerve ttar

HELP ME NIGGA SOMETHING MUST BE DONE ABOUT THIS STUPID NO COUNTERPLAY HAVING GIRAFFE!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@j_d0119 @bizlet7 he was on roids in both pics btw

@bizlet7 Why do this? He looked jacked but normal before. Now he’s progressed on the Norwood scale and has small balls. Was it worth it?

Steroids are the male version of whatever the thing that foids do to their lips.

@JacobSkraw morpeko second highest winrate is crazy

In the end, Watchog still had the highest win-rate...

@AndyBakesYT @elijahthazkid it literally didnt do anything

Reg M-A Spotlight: Watchog! Watchog! The unexpected protagonist of the GCF last week! The Mon that had everyone asking “why?” “What does he do?” The answer is that Watchog WINs on @elijahthazkid s team, so let’s talk about what the groundhog doing! (1/5)

@CRYSTALV1SION @Lumyannn the whole point of it is them jacking off to it otherwise why would they just give you money

@Lumyannn Also how do you find one of the people and can I find one that I don't have to be mean to but also won't jack their shit to the thought of giving me money

How do you even develop a waste ur money fetish

My boss's boss is like 42, never married, no kids. Earns $275-300K per year. Goes on a minimum of two international vacations a year w/ his girlfriend. 10+ days, all out. Eats the best food, stays in top notch accomodations. Excursions, tours, nicest beaches, etc. Great guy, I'm happy for him. But what I've realized is that without kids, you end up chasing a lifestyle that has to continually be topped in order for you to be satisfied and find happiness. What he and others like him don't understand is that when you have children, seeing THEM experience life's most basic things and watching their eyes light up at all the "firsts", brings greater pleasure and joy than any vacation or travel experience ever could. Seeing THEM try blueberries for the first time is greater than dining at the best 5 star restaurant in Europe. Seeing THEM learn how to walk is greater than walking the Great Wall of China or strolling along the most picturesque beach. Watching THEM giggle uncontrollably at "peek-a-boo" tops any A-list comedian act. Seeing THEIR excitement when building a fort out of cardboard boxes and making a door big enough for daddy is superior to staying at 5-star resorts. Flying kites with THEM far outweighs excursions like parasailing or helicopter rides. Seeing THEM perform a recital on stage for the first time is more rewarding than watching a Broadway show or top notch symphony orchestra. ----------------- When you have children, all of a sudden you realize that life's greatest joys are not in the pursuit of things or pleasure or travel, but rather in the LOVE and bond you share with your very own image bearers. Seeing the beauty and magnificence and wonder of life all over again for the first time through THEIR eyes and expressions gives you something the world simply cannot offer, nor even come close.

@AkshayiWeb @abhijitwt @grok this same thing has been going on with tuvalo for a decade, it has .tv which is being used by streaming sites like twitch

@abhijitwt @grok is this real?

Every time you see a startup with “.ai” in its domain… someone is getting paid. Not the founders. Not the VCs. A tiny Caribbean island is. → Anguilla Back in 1995, countries got their domain codes: > India got .in > The UK got .uk > The US got .us > Anguilla got .ai At the time, it meant nothing. No tech scene. No startups. Just tourism. Then ChatGPT happened. And suddenly: > .ai started to mean credibility > .ai started to mean cutting-edge tech > .ai started to mean something investors take seriously So every startup rushed to buy it. The result? > Domains grew from ~60K to 1M+ > ~2,000 new registrations per day > ~$130 per domain (2 years) And here’s the crazy part: > Nearly HALF of Anguilla’s national budget now comes from .ai domains That money is funding: > Lower taxes > Free healthcare for kids > A brand new international airport No strategy. No master plan. Just… two letters assigned by chance. Sometimes, the biggest leverage in the world is pure luck.

@ravikiran_dev7 "skipping college" is a very nice way of saying "dropping out"

> Europe’s youngest billionaire didn’t come from Silicon Valley 🤯 > Meet Markus Villig. > Born in Estonia. A country of just 1.3 million people. > Grew up watching Skype get built in his tiny home country. > Dreamed of building a tech company since he was 12. > Graduated high school in 2013. Skipped university after one semester. > Had zero experience. Zero connections. Zero investors. > Borrowed €5,000 from his parents money they'd saved for his studies. > Went on the streets of Tallinn. Talked to taxi drivers one by one. Alone. > Built a ride-hailing app called Taxify. > Uber had billions. He had €5,000 and a laptop. > Didn't fight Uber directly. Went where Uber wasn't. > Quietly dominated Eastern Europe and Africa while Uber fought in the West. > Uber burned $19.8 billion before going public. > Bolt reached $10 million in revenue on almost nothing. 💀 > COVID hit. Wiped out 85% of their revenue overnight. > Instead of mass layoffs — entire team took pay cuts. Founders went to zero salary. > Pivoted to food delivery. Survived. > Built to 200 million customers. 600+ cities. 50+ countries. > Valued at $8.4 billion. > Became Europe's youngest self-made billionaire at 27. 🚀 > Said "You don't need Silicon Valley. You don't need billions. You just need to start." > €5,000 vs $19 billion. He still won. Absolute legend. 🔥

@vgcmarcos1 50% mega floette

Usages in Top Cut

@chryco4 @JacobSkraw The dutch love their eeveelutions

if I counted right, I believe @JacobSkraw owes these players a life size Jolteon plush and a life size Umbreon plush because they finished as the 3rd and 4th highest placing eeveelution in the Grand Champions Festival and also weren't running Sylveon 👀

@zimuraki @simpmorgpie that might be him in the clip who knows

@simpmorgpie This is straight up fetish corn, but this chick won't face any repercussions because Dan Clancy probably goons to her

morgpie’s new pet comes crawling out from under her desk

@mikitaposts as an austrian it definitely feels like this is true

Someone did the math wrong because there is no way Austria is the 2nd poorest country in Europe

@JoeUX9 tflame buff? 🫪

They should add gems into the game so sneasler can use fighting gem close combat

@ChessBoard__ looks like we all need to start running pikachu

Anyways, here’s every Pokémon legal in regulation M-A that can OHKO bold max max Milotic