Elphas Lamar

@brendankirotee kama iko fine jua imepitia weeps mingi

@Adele_lide so you proud with a class six dropout heading a group of professional surgeons,,we joke alot as a country

Gaucho and Nuru Okanga both started at Bunge La Wananchi. Today, Gaucho is a board member and soon to be an MP, while Nuru Okanga is still a goon, preoccupied with abusing Ruto. Gaucho is smart and aligns himself with influential people that matters

@KhalifKairo mimi kama kuna mtu siwezi chezea ni Mungu,,I would rather not believe and stay silent but ku record mtu nayo zii because sijui the spirit behind

Otherwise unachukua video ya mtu akifanya kazi ya Mungu kwa matatu ama soko, You post it for clout , ofcourse watu watabambika but wewe in your blindness hujui umeamsha vita na mwenye alimtuma😅 Bro, they’re entities you don’t joke with.

@Ochorakot did you know that when fuel prices skyrocket all commodities prices increase,so basically utalipia hyo price uki buy sukari or unga,so it's not necessarily ukuwe na gari for you to be affected

Maandamano ya leo nayo singetokea pale Nairobi CBD due to the following reasons; 1. Sina gari. So fuel ipande ishuke shida haiko kwangu 2. Maandamano ya last year watu wako na magari hawakutokea maandamano yetu. Walibaki kwa nyumba kuwatch tv. So pia mimi nawatch from home. 3. Watu wa magari wako na madharau sana. Juzi nilinyeshewa na watu wako na gari hakuna mtu alislow down anisaidie. Waliacha nikanyeshewa. 4. Watu wako na gari hukua na kiburi sana. Huku online hao watu hutudharau sana acha mafuta ifike hata 500 per liter gari zikae parking wapunguze kiburi. 6. Kuna msee wa gari alinitoka dem. Sijaheal bado buana. Watu wa magari endeni Nairobi CBD mpiganie haki yenu ya mafuta. Sisi wakulima wadogo tunangoja bei ya chakula ipande ndio tupiganie haki yetu.

@GunnerAfrican unaita campaign launching development,nkt

At 5pm yesterday, President Ruto was still in Kimilili, and by 7pm, two hours later, he was in Nairobi having a meeting with Chinese contractors who will be constricting Naivasha-Malaba SGR that he will launch this morning!! If the disorganised opposition thinks Ruto is an easy opponent, they better think again... In less than 30 hours alone, Ruto had crisscrossed at least 15 places in his Western Kenya development tour. And you expect him to add weight?!! And these places are where other presidential candidates never visit, yani ndani kabisa where votes are.... Ruto's strategy is to go to places where others overlook. Opposition, on the other hand holds one big rally in Kitengela, one in Kakamega, one in Mombasa, and declare that Kenyans have decided it is Wantam, oleskia wapi.

@Osama_otero mimi hapo kwa mahari that's where I draw the line,,kuna vitu siwezi uziwa mm,,

Unajua nilishangaa sana ati in Kikuyu kama we ni son wa single mum na uko about kuoa lazima ulipie mama yako dowry kwanza kabla uoe. This happened to my friend. Hii hesabu sikuelewa. Nilitaka kumuuliza but nikaona anaeza kasirika.

@k_laus1 true,, mwingine tulikaa na yy wiki sijamguza,nliguza tu vile alifika from there nothing,,hadi akajishuku ikabidi aniulize😂

Kumbe ukidinya dame huna interest mrija inakataa kuamka round two

Kuna hii time nlikuwa nmeteka 2 ladies,tukateremka stairs kwendea supper but noticed trouser nmevaa ilikuwa chafu ,nkawaacha ground floor nkarudi 4th floor kuchange

@Nyanchama_45 you have a delusional mind,,ati ladies to be the prize😂😂hebu zima ama upeane chain zako zimeshika,,,men not going to such festivals doesn't mean ati you ladies are becoming the prize,if you actually are the prize then men will be congested in such events in persue the "prize" ,

And btw you men be aware women are empowered. Sahii si ka kitambo unabuyia msichana drinks alafu end goal unataka akutolee tu panty. Look at Kikuyu Mataha Festival. Only full of women. Soon women will be the price. Sijui mtajificha wapi

@C_NyaKundiH take them 2-3 years to Lenaha and forget (Dagestan)😂

Hi Nyakundi, please highlight what is happening at Lenana School because bullying has gone over the roof and it’s really bad. The Form Ones who joined just about two weeks ago are going through hell, and some parents are already contemplating withdrawing their kids because the bullying is happening even in the dining hall and in the dormitories. The kids can’t even eat in peace, and up to now there hasn’t been a single word from the administration on this matter. What happened to the great Lenana School? As parents, we are even planning to storm the school and demand to know what measures are being put in place to stop this and protect our children.

@MOTM_Bear kumbe siko solooo😂mm hata hushangaa huu msee huwa goated aje

Am I the only one who never listens to this Guy stories because I'm just lazy ama tuko wengi 😂

@Matt_Pinner Raymond Redingtone

🤔🤔🤔

@ohgracieoguns T chala

If this was your Dog, what would you name it?

@nuradeeeen Tomy Fuckin Eagan

@Ithurts42 them motherfuckers took all ma fuckin doo

If you’re really good at English, start a sentence with “Them”.

@MikeSonko may God continue to bless you Sonko

@LarryMadowo hakuna County hko

The prices in Argentina 😮

@itskipronoh bomboclat

Kiambu Women Rep Wamuratha of UDA says she supports police brutality! She says police are trained to shoot! Can someone please share her number so we can greet her? #RutoMustGo

@HEBobiwine kujeni kenya buana

Unless otherwise, this young man- a TikToker is set to spend 6 years in detention for 'insulting' Gen. Museveni, his wife and son. The same Museveni who regularly insults those who disagree with him - calling them idiots and swine. The same Museveni who looks on as his apologists insult, ridicule and disparage those who oppose his rule! While the corrupt who have stolen the future of millions, self-professed murderers, and other known criminals continue to roam about freely — receiving VIP treatment, simply because they support the regime!