Martin Minty Lamb

@AngelaRayner While you would avoid paying your tax. Kettle Pot black Ms Rayner

@Matt_Pinner Next doors dead cat

Who would be a better Prime Minister than Keir Starmer?

@benonwine Shit house cleaner

If Keir Starmer wasn’t Prime Minister what job would he be doing?

@MartinSLewis Have always followed your advice on this. Could you do a special on getting Holiday insurance for people with pre existing conditions like myself as I have had 3 kidney transplants along with other conditions it’s a pain every time we go abroad to find the best option.

Crucial warning if you’ve booked or are booking a holiday abroad. Get travel insurance ASAB. A snip from the new ‘Travel insurance and Life Lessons’ episode of the Martin Lewis Podcast. Listen to it on bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/p0…, Apple, Spotify & all the usual pod players

@benonwine An ingrown toenail

Name something that’s funnier than Mrs Browns Boys?

@Jimbob210712 @WHATSFORDlNNER Chippies in London don’t even know what graveyard is let alone a steak pudding

@WHATSFORDlNNER It looks absolutly bloody lovely and to die for with only 1 thing missing..."Mushy Peas" .... God I am now Hungry for this bad boy! Its a shame I live now in Somerset and they don't even know what it is lol .....!

What’s the first thought that comes to mind when you see this ? 🤔

@NotFarLeftAtAll Being an absolute Prat

Name one thing that Zack Polanski is good at?

@Matt_Pinner Someone that can cook

What's missing 🤔

@theamelia__ Me

@benonwine No Hope and ⚓️ancker

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@basilthegreat Typical Labour voter blinkered if they put a cockroach up for election, they would vote for it

🚨JAMIE CARRAGHER SAYS HE LIKES KEIR STARMER AND WILL ALWAYS SUPPORT WHOEVER LEADS THE LABOUR PARTY So it's not just Gary Neville who's a tosser.

@juneslater17 Hope Trump Sue’s the BBC for as much as he can. As news outlet the are a laughingstock to the world.

Of course he's not a terrorist you absolutely disingenuous crackpots!

@NotFarLeftAtAll All of the above

The chancellor rented her family home in Dulwich when she moved into 11 Downing Street, but was unaware she had to obtain a "selective licence" to do so Was this ? A. Mistake B. Incompetence C . She Thought as Chancellor she could get away without being Caught D. Greed

@benonwine Nats pee

Settle a debate. What do you call this?

@benonwine He should be on the road side part of the pavement

Not sure I understand? 🤷‍♂️

@benonwine Remember when we only had ITV and BBC1 & 2

My son doesn't believe we only had 4 TV channels. Do you remember that?

Please honor Charlie Kirk and his family by dropping an American flag below🇺🇸❤!!

@UKLabour Call a General Election that’s what is best for Britain

£150 billion of US investment means good, high quality jobs for the British people. That’s the difference with Labour.

@Verbal_Vortex @piersmorgan He’s worse than a Premier League Board saying they have full confidence in their manager

@piersmorgan We just have to get the rest of the Epstein influencers out of Government now. The Keir Starmer curse: "I have full confidence in Angela Rayner" gone the next day. "I have full confidence in Mandelson" gone the next day.

UPDATE: He’s gone.

@DavidJPIatt @PeterBleksley @AngelaRayner 🤣😂🤣

Here’s a photograph of ⁦@AngelaRayner⁩.