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We love the smell of freshly cut grass in the morning

@MrBoldOne @EmiratesFACup Enjoy your quadruple, pal.

Friday init

The strategic importance of Dubai cannot be underestimated… It’s a concentrated holding pen for 98% of the world’s fucking idiots.

He looks like a 3 month old toothbrush

Well done wee man 👏👏👏

@DublinAirport @Mk2Maverick @NS_1872 @fgfmurray @IrishRugby @NS_1872 an airport has just made you look like a rip roaring, daft cunt! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Don't let Obama play the Iran card in order to start a war in order to get elected--be careful Republicans!

Admins everywhere. Step back and admire this perfect example of a sad corner flag from United. Stretford End in the background, moody sky, full club crest on the flag. Textbook. 👌 10/10 no notes #MUFC

The Station Nightclub fire happened in 2003. No smartphones. No Instagram. 100 people still died because they stood watching the flames, thinking it was part of the show. I've retrofitted fire safety for some of the largest property portfolios in the UK post-grenfell. You are confusing stupidity with biology, physics, and catastrophic design failures. Here is the actual science of what you are watching: 1. When the music keeps playing and staff don't panic, the human brain overrides flight instincts to fit the threat into a normal context. This is called normalcy bias. These kids froze to process conflicting social cues, not to post for likes. They were likely already filming. They were also likely drunk. 2. We explicitly design buildings to account for this hesitation (pre-movement time). Fire safety codes assume people will wait before running. In a compliant building, you can assume up to a minute or two before egress commences. Sprinklers and detection systems are designed specifically to buy that time. 3. The reason the time buffer didn't exist here is the material. That ceiling is polyurethane foam. It doesn't burn linearly; it hits flashover (1,100°F) in under 90 seconds. It's essentially solid gasoline. The room would have exploded for all intents and purposes. Way before anyone could reasonably evacuate. 4. We calculate exit widths based on how many people can physically pass through a door per minute (flow rate) versus how fast a fire spreads. With foam fires, the available safe egress time drops to almost zero. Even if they had reacted instantly, the crowd density would have choked the exits before the room cleared. 5. In any normal building fire, especially one that starts off small, you expect a responsible adult to put it out, or sprinklers to do the same. When there's a pan fire in a restaurant, you don't run out in case the entire building suddenly explodes. No reasonable person should have expected this unless they were the owner and knew how the building was designed. Those poor teenagers likely passed out from smoke inhalation soon after this video. If they didn't, they would have been caught in a catastrophic explosion as they crammed into the single tiny exit. They didn't die because of Instagram. They died because the physics of the fire moved faster than human bodies can physically squeeze through a door, and a catastrophic disregard of safe design principles meant they never stood a chance.

@Tommos_16 T5 took more hammering than the T20! #careless

Sixth chuck with the new Asps, 180. Just matter of time before I'm on that stage

Tesco just arrived with the Christmas delivery. The driver handed me a bag and said ‘There’s a couple of substitutions, here’s your sprig of rosemary and haddock’ I said to him ‘This isn’t the thyme or the plaice’.

Happy December. Remember - calories don’t count this month.

Aaron Rodgers looks like he tried to rob Kevin McCallister’s house

@England_RL @ABKbeer #WANEOUT

We end the @ABKbeer Rugby League Ashes with defeat in Leeds 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 #EnglandRL

People wanted Wane over Bennett! 😂

When Ange Postecoglou flies back from London to Melbourne he could watch every minute of his 8 games as Forest manager on his laptop and still have time left to take in the three Crocodile Dundee films before landing.

Here's that footage:

EPIC finish in #SuperLeague second eliminator! Down 14-12 and the clock expired, St Helens threw the ball around repeatedly until Shane Wright scored the winner to secure a 16-14 win and eliminate Leeds from the play-offs!