Lambo
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Lambo
@lambopalooza
Building dream homes and shitposting
New Hampshire, USA Katılım Eylül 2020
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🚨Hello dear , Nikita @nikitabier
🚨Can you please fix his x account,
🚨He is a really great guy , also he can't doing anything wrong here, he love to scrolling X , i hope dear you will back his x account !
🚨We respect Nikita , Thanks
~ RaiyanBlueHeart

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@CollinRugg What’s worse than looking like the chudjack meme irl? Getting hit with a shovel and turning into little Nicky
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NEW: Police have released more info about the "Harry Dresden" break-in in Fairfield, CA, say both the homeowner & Nichols sustained head injuries.
Police are praising the "actions of the homeowner" who raced home to confront 30-year-old Jason Nichols with a shovel.
Authorities say that the homeowner's wife and child were inside when Nichols broke in. When Nichols was unable to break in through the front door, he broke in through a sliding glass door.
"The homeowner's husband, who was away at the time, observed the suspect through a home security camera and immediately returned to the residence," said police.
"As the suspect entered the home, the homeowner returned, armed himself with a shovel, and confronted Nichols."
"A physical altercation ensued, during which both the homeowner and Nichols sustained head injuries."
"We are grateful that the family is safe and commend our officers for their swift response in bringing this dangerous situation to a safe resolution."
The woman and child were reportedly unharmed.
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@wack0prophe7 I hated that word until it became overused then it grew on me somehow
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Wafflehouse went turboviral in preparation for this. It was written long ago
$RONTARDIO

R A W S A L E R T S@rawsalerts
🚨#BREAKING: A top FEMA official are now doubling down on his own claims that he teleported to a Waffle House
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@Rontardio_CT @Ronin_Network Results came back. Doc said I’m heavily Rontarded for life
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🚨#BREAKING: A California Chocolate company has issued a nationwide recall after it chocolate products was spiked with Viagra ingredients.
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@sportdrink @PerryALPHA You can spend life in the sport mines or you can escape the matrix and become a lemon
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My wife used to be promiscuous. I was a virgin.
She was then radically born-again and I too but as lemon personified. I went through her phone and deleted any trace of her former flings. I also found their addresses.
Many were sent to the Sport Mines (voluntarily). Others were never to be seen again.
She’s the love of my life.

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🚨#BREAKING: Researchers in New Jersey are warning that the r-word is experiencing a significant and concerning resurgence.
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