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@Florenpatriotaq Is that the day those bloody white horses ran down the street?

The real King Charles III was executed on February 10, 2023 but his death will be announced on March 28, 2026 People will think he died on March 28 2026 but in reality he died on February 10, 2023 The real news was in 2023 the official news was in 2026

@imagine @heavypulp WTH?? Is the AI lady Croatian cause that was really trippy. She could be my long lost cousin we look too alike

Short scene by @heavypulp using Grok Imagine. Put on your film director hat and show us your stories. There’s never been an easier time to get creative.

@WhiteHouse @lamps_apple Cringe

🚜 Curious how American farmers are benefiting right now — or exactly how much each state has saved? 👀📲 ONLYFARMS.GOV

Do they really do these tents over houses like they did in Breaking Bad?

@InsiderWire Vote @CaseyPutschOhio

#BREAKING: The Somali Chamber of Commerce just endorsed Vivek Ramaswamy.

@PressSec @WhiteHouse You know moral toward the administration is at an all-time low, right?

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@WhiteHouse I'm already the product for X. Not adding the gov't. too

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@WhiteHouse The progress bar is only halfway, that isn't soon.

SOON.

Wake up, babe. The 2026 piping plover party just dropped! 🎉

@JulesUSA6 Same here! Was 75 yesterday, now it's in the 20's.

90 today 😖😫😩🥵 Crazy weather...we go from 30 degrees up to 90 then back down again, etc.

@MVielhaber East Cleveland should be studied for years to come. The sustained corruption by virtually everyone is breathtaking.

Oh look Scott has a story about more charges filed against an East Cleveland officer...otherwise known as Thursday...

@WallStreetApes If you think the commie great reset is dead, think again. They’re buying up everything they can, including retail. They will drive it to the ground, to funnel us into a few choices.

Private equity firms are buying classic American food restaurants and destroying the quality and raising prices Popular places now owned by private equity firms Carl’s Jr. Sonic Arby’s Buffalo Wild Wings Jimmy John’s Baskin-Robbins Dunkin’ Auntie Anne’s Moe’s Southwest Grill Jamba Carvel Schlotzsky’s McAlister’s Deli Cinnabon Hardee’s Miller’s Ale House Jim ’N Nick’s Community Bar-B-Q Subway “They've all been bought out by private equity firms. If you've noticed, the quality at food chains keeps getting worse while the prices increase. This is why — Private equity has been busy consolidating restaurants to cut labor, install their own operators, extract fees, and maximize profits” “This is only the tip of the iceberg”

@BuckeyeInstGreg @AnnaStaver @clevelanddotcom We don’t need healthcare breakthroughs. We need existing cures that are being suppressed to made public.

Let's be clear. In the long run, if successful, this will hurt #AI development, harm innovation, prevent healthcare breakthroughs, & stymie re-industrialization. It will also put China First. @AnnaStaver @clevelanddotcom cleveland.com/open/2026/03/i…

@PeteKramer29 @CBSNews I was hoping he'd ask that. It was great.

@CBSNews Let me see the driver.

A Michigan judge was shocked when a woman joined for a court appearance on Wednesday while driving, and lied about it. The woman, identified as Kimberly Carroll, adamantly denies that she is driving but when asked to show the driver, she pulls over in a gas station and steps out of the driver's side of the car, still denying the claim. In response, Judge Michael McNally entered a judgement by default because the woman was lying to him.

@WhiteHouse Obviously it's trump

March 20, 1998. Cracker Barrel restaurant. Grove City, Ohio. Stanley Meyer takes a sip of cranberry juice. He grabs his throat. Runs outside. Collapses. His last words to his brother Stephen: "They poisoned me." The coroner ruled cerebral aneurysm. No known poison was found. His water fuel cell dune buggy was stolen from his garage one week later.

@DHSgov Awesome he was there! TSA agents aren’t trained to do this.

At JFK Airport, as travelers waited in hours-long lines, an infant became unresponsive and stopped breathing. The panic of the child’s family and nearby passengers were heard by an ICE agent stationed at a checkpoint. This heroic officer immediately sprang into action—rushing toward the cries, taking the child, and performing a Heimlich maneuver that restored the infant’s breathing after nearly two minutes. This officer’s extraordinary bravery embodies the selfless service of DHS law enforcement.

@TheCyberHouse @elonmusk Same 😆

@elonmusk I barely get enough replies to justify excluding who can reply.

Try it out

@timeimmemorial_ So many Dead songs could’ve fit here, this is a good one!

Tony Soprano crying to “Peggy-O” by Grateful Dead (Buffalo Memorial Auditorium, 5/9/77)