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@NewsWatchCanuck @mamboitaliano__ Oh my goodness. Way too old then. I guess it’s been a few years since lost came out

@lance31329415 @mamboitaliano__ Emilie turns 45 this year.

Sydney Sweeney Florence Pugh Elle Fanning Saoirse Ronan Sadie Sink Anya Taylor-Joy Ana de Armas Rosamund Pike Dakota Johnson Dear Christopher Nolan, Hollywood is so full of perfect Helens of Troy That even blind Homer could probably nail the casting And who would you choose?✨

@Millieruth13813 @mamboitaliano__ I am being funny

@lance31329415 @mamboitaliano__ When is she in The Odyssey?

One of the best things about Trump winning is that we have hot models again

@Millieruth13813 @mamboitaliano__ Once she reached 30, the fighting stopped.

@lance31329415 @mamboitaliano__ Depends when during the film you see her, they were fighting for 10(?) years?

@FightWithMemes Of all the things to do and see in this world, what gets these Disney adults hard is hanging out with kids and looking at Mickey Mouse and Donald Fuck, waiting in line for hours all while blowing up their credit cards.

It's a guy thing.

@FightWithMemes Disney adults don’t have souls.

@brianeskow Because I’m a communist, and I want to see the west burn. This will satisfy my resentment and justify my laziness.

If you live in Los Angeles and are NOT voting for Spencer Pratt, I'd like to know why.

@Bobkane95273732 @EvieBear825 @MatrixMysteries I mean yeah haha. Why have a company, take on the risk and the headaches unless you care about making money? People act like the market owes them shit. It doesn’t.

@lance31329415 @EvieBear825 @MatrixMysteries Its all about that bottom line.

“Can someone explain how I have a BACHELOR’S degree and can’t get hired at Target?” 4 years of college. Thousands in tuition. Endless applications. Rejected from a cashier job. She didn’t fail the system — the system sold her a scam.

@BamaForever13 @MatrixMysteries They don’t want them, cause they know they will leave them high and dry as soon as any call comes in for them to pay them anything decent that isn’t a cashier. I’d rather hire people who will stay for a while. No point in hiring someone for 2 months while they pray to leave.

@MatrixMysteries Because they are over qualified and would leave when they realize it themselves.

@Bobkane95273732 @EvieBear825 @MatrixMysteries Welcome to the reality of the world. Companies hire for what they’re looking for, they aren’t there to service the applicant.

@EvieBear825 @MatrixMysteries Unfortunately you have to dumb down your resume just to get a basic job nowadays. Its stupid.

@MatrixMysteries Jobs hire based on their needs, not the needs of the applicant. Do you really need a cashier with a degree, when you got Juan, Susan and tom willing to do it for years for less money? If you’re smart, you realize this and make your resume fit the job that’s hiring.

@KatKanada_TM @AdamLaneSmith @LilaGraceRose Modern wealthy society create isolation, and destroy community. Humans are biologically hardwired for survival, if you remove the fight for survival, the community atrophies.

@JoiElaine1998 @Darbe @alphafox If that data is accurate, that is actually insane! Imagine being essentially a modern day gladiator making millions, only to be stuck behind a desk or some blue collar gig with barely enough to pay basic bills. Brutal.

@lance31329415 @Darbe @alphafox From what I can find, 60% of NBA players are broke in 5 years. Their annual average salary is over 10 million, not including endorsement deals. NFL is much worse, but average salary is around 3 million. Players unions provide financial advisors and classes. OF ain't got that.

Men - stop funding these sirens:

@Mansatajiri @doc_zee7 The ability to exert dominance over yourself and others.

@lance31329415 @doc_zee7 What is power?

my greatest adult disappointment was discovering that bad people get away with everything

@JoiElaine1998 @Darbe @alphafox Really depends, I don’t have the data. Past a certain point, it’s really hard to go broke. 2-5M is easy to lose with dumb purchases and excessive spending. 10M+ is very hard to lose. The thing you have to factor in is that 50% is gone due to taxes with income.

@lance31329415 @Darbe @alphafox Considering how many NBA, NFL, and MLB players are flat ass broke or completely in debt 5 years after their last direct deposit hits the bank, I would bet that she'll be on fixed-income Social Security when she hits 65.

@Dad_2_The_Bone What if I put shoes on them first?

That’s wildly specific

@ciceroneultra @akafaceUS I knew a girl who used to do this. She got picked, got banged out and then dropped. It’s gross female behavior. All these ladies think they’ll “be the one.” In reality, they just get used.

@akafaceUS Looks like these girls are going to baseball games to pickup the players.

Time to start going to baseball games to pickup girls.

@dom_lucre It’s their step mom….

🔥🚨RECENT: This mom is going viral after celebrating Mother’s Day and sharing this thoughtful message with her two sons. Mother: “Being the mom to these two boys is one of the greatest joys of my life. Your love and respect for each other, your playful spirits, quick wit, endless energy, and kind hearts make me so proud every single day. What I treasure most is how deeply you value family and the way you show up for one another. You both bring so much life, laughter, strength, and love into our lives. You complete our family in the most beautiful way, and being your mom is a gift I never take for granted.”