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Lancelot

@lancelot_ph

tarot | teatro | turismo

tahanan ng tula at pangarap Katılım Temmuz 2020
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Lancelot
Lancelot@lancelot_ph·
Ako’y tahimik lang sa umpisa.
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Pony-Wan Kenobi ᵁᴸᵀᴿᴬ ᴹᴬᴳᴬ
@EdKrassen No, it's called injecting reality into the situation There's nothing wrong with having dreams, so long as they are realistic and attainable For example, if some one had tried to push YOU into being an NBA player when you were young would have been a great disservice to you
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Ed Krassenstein
Ed Krassenstein@EdKrassen·
Trump just mocked a little girl for being short, and stomped on her ambitions. Little Girl: “I play volleyball and in the summer I’m trying to get into soccer.” Trump: “And with your height do you smash the volleyball. Can you get up high? Can you jump high?” Little Girl: “Not very.” Trump: “Soccer might be better.”
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KaskasinBuddy
KaskasinBuddy@SurigaononX·
Dito ako nagbook ng hostel sa Silom. Ang hirap matulog. Rinig mo yung mga ganap sa katabing beds. May choice ka, green or red. Green means pasok ka lang. Inipit ko din yung color coded strap para malaman kung TVB. Meron ding white board for other remarks. Fun pero nakakapagod
Kpopers@soneblink_id

Hostel buat esek-esek doang ini mah wkwk

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Lancelot
Lancelot@lancelot_ph·
@SurigaononX Dito rin ako last visit ko. BEST EXPERIENCE! Ambait pa ng mga staff kasi natotropa mo rin talaga.
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Lancelot
Lancelot@lancelot_ph·
Best sex position ever
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Jack@JTCymru·
A side is just a bottom who is too lazy to douche
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Lancelot
Lancelot@lancelot_ph·
RT @vicioushardy: men should be able to be shirtless anywhere without being judged
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Lancelot
Lancelot@lancelot_ph·
@fearlessanytime No no, Leni is not the saviour. Siya lang talaga ang pinaka winnable against Sara na for good governance at malinis ang track record.
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𝓐 𝔽 () ; 𓅭𓅰𓅯𓅮
𝓐 𝔽 () ; 𓅭𓅰𓅯𓅮@fearlessanytime·
'dapat alisin na yung mentality na may isang saviour' This was the reason there was a resurgence of fantaserye before (Darna, Panday, etc). Our professor said that people are drawn to one-person solutions. A superhero to solve all their problems.
ABS-CBN News@ABSCBNNews

“𝗠𝗮𝘁𝗮𝗴𝗮𝗹 𝗻𝗮 𝗮𝗸𝗼𝗻𝗴 𝗻𝗮𝗴𝗱𝗲𝘀𝗶𝘀𝘆𝗼𝗻. 𝗞𝗮𝘆𝗼 𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗴 𝗻𝗮𝗺𝗮𝗻 𝗮𝗻𝗴 𝗺𝗮𝘆 𝗮𝘆𝗮𝘄 𝘀𝗮 𝗱𝗲𝘀𝗶𝘀𝘆𝗼𝗻 𝗸𝗼… 𝗗𝗶𝘁𝗼 𝗻𝗮 𝗮𝗸𝗼 [𝘀𝗮 𝗡𝗮𝗴𝗮] 𝗺𝗮𝗴𝗿𝗲-𝗿𝗲𝘁𝗶𝗿𝗲.” After saying she’s done with national politics, Naga City Mayor Leni Robredo

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ralph
ralph@prodjustinside·
my ilocano christmas
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Jainal Momin
Jainal Momin@JainalMomin·
This soldier surprised his wife on her birthday… and she had no idea he was standing right behind her the whole time 😭❤️
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The Philippine Star
The Philippine Star@PhilippineStar·
Former vice president and current Naga City Mayor Leni Robredo celebrates her 61st birthday today, April 23, 2026.
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Lancelot
Lancelot@lancelot_ph·
First time kong mabembang nang one week straight tapos ilang rounds per night. Iba talaga pag gustong gusto mo yung tao, kahit di ka sanay mabottom, makakaya mo talaga.
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introvert
introvert@livewithnoregrt·
would you rather be rich or famous?
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valentine
valentine@valawakened·
l actually love the concept that the right person won't be intimidated by your depth, standards or boundaries, they'll meet you there.
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Soleil
Soleil@soleiljolina·
The secret to being a private person is to overshare dumb shit so that people think you’re an open book but then not tell them any of the important details of your life
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Feli
Feli@EfeGranada·
Las mujeres no saben chupar verga, las mejores chupadas de verga las da un hombre.
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Joey Gentile
Joey Gentile@Joey_Gentile·
My advice to every gay man, get 2-3 male FRIENDS that are actually attractive and don’t sleep with them.
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Kiko Pangilinan
Kiko Pangilinan@kikopangilinan·
We respect her decision even as we disagree with it and believe that the national interest will be best served if at some future time she changes her mind and heeds the growing clamor of the people for her to lead the nation's fight for genuine service and good governance.
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Liza
Liza@Li33aaa·
THESE IDIOTS CAN FLY???
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