Lancelot

Ako’y tahimik lang sa umpisa.

@Pony_WanKenobi @EdKrassen Oh god you're so dumb.

@EdKrassen No, it's called injecting reality into the situation There's nothing wrong with having dreams, so long as they are realistic and attainable For example, if some one had tried to push YOU into being an NBA player when you were young would have been a great disservice to you

Trump just mocked a little girl for being short, and stomped on her ambitions. Little Girl: “I play volleyball and in the summer I’m trying to get into soccer.” Trump: “And with your height do you smash the volleyball. Can you get up high? Can you jump high?” Little Girl: “Not very.” Trump: “Soccer might be better.”

@biboyinthewildx @SurigaononX I asked them nung Dec palang fully booked na.

@SurigaononX Sayang fully booked sila nung Songkran even from as early as January 😂 ended up at a diff hostel na masaya padin naman 😉 haha

Dito ako nagbook ng hostel sa Silom. Ang hirap matulog. Rinig mo yung mga ganap sa katabing beds. May choice ka, green or red. Green means pasok ka lang. Inipit ko din yung color coded strap para malaman kung TVB. Meron ding white board for other remarks. Fun pero nakakapagod

@SurigaononX Dito rin ako last visit ko. BEST EXPERIENCE! Ambait pa ng mga staff kasi natotropa mo rin talaga.

Best sex position ever

A side is just a bottom who is too lazy to douche

RT @vicioushardy: men should be able to be shirtless anywhere without being judged

@fearlessanytime No no, Leni is not the saviour. Siya lang talaga ang pinaka winnable against Sara na for good governance at malinis ang track record.

'dapat alisin na yung mentality na may isang saviour' This was the reason there was a resurgence of fantaserye before (Darna, Panday, etc). Our professor said that people are drawn to one-person solutions. A superhero to solve all their problems.

@prodjustinside Sorry pero yung pusa po ba yan? 😭

my ilocano christmas

@JainalMomin Girl it's not good to put film on food .

This soldier surprised his wife on her birthday… and she had no idea he was standing right behind her the whole time 😭❤️

Former vice president and current Naga City Mayor Leni Robredo celebrates her 61st birthday today, April 23, 2026.

First time kong mabembang nang one week straight tapos ilang rounds per night. Iba talaga pag gustong gusto mo yung tao, kahit di ka sanay mabottom, makakaya mo talaga.

@livewithnoregrt Rich

would you rather be rich or famous?

l actually love the concept that the right person won't be intimidated by your depth, standards or boundaries, they'll meet you there.

RT @lunarfq: Affirm it.

The secret to being a private person is to overshare dumb shit so that people think you’re an open book but then not tell them any of the important details of your life

Las mujeres no saben chupar verga, las mejores chupadas de verga las da un hombre.

My advice to every gay man, get 2-3 male FRIENDS that are actually attractive and don’t sleep with them.

The universe guarantees you'll improve if you keep trying. The universe doesn’t reward talent, luck, or intelligence first , it rewards relentless consistency

We respect her decision even as we disagree with it and believe that the national interest will be best served if at some future time she changes her mind and heeds the growing clamor of the people for her to lead the nation's fight for genuine service and good governance.

THESE IDIOTS CAN FLY???