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@Tim_Walz Fuck off

No kings.

@elonmusk Your Cybertruck is cool Elon but a Porsche 911 (manual of course) is just a different experience.

Cybertruck is quicker than a Porsche 911, more powerful than a Ford Raptor

@TiffanyFong Just the tip.

i rarely get sick, but i’m sick rn. please send recovery tips. 🤒

@TiffanyFong Onlyfans when you subscribe to the free page.

@GuntherEagleman Maybe it’s just his Asian coming out when driving.

🚨 BREAKING: Tiger Woods has been arrested and charged with DUI after the rollover crash in Jupiter Island, Florida, now taken to jail!

@elonmusk Someone has to be the resident bow tie wearer.

Probability of me getting a fair trial if this is how the judge dresses is 0.0%

@alphafox I downloaded cheat files for SimCity from a local BBS so you had infinite money.

When I was a kid, I would literally just stare at this screen, amazed that I could download files over a phone line.

@ClownWorld Tell me this is AI

Her vote counts just as much as yours.

NEW: Detroit woman clearly driving her car during a court Zoom call tries gaslighting a judge by claiming she was *not* actually driving her car. Judge: You cannot be driving, ma'am. Woman: I'm not driving. I'm a passenger in a car... Judge: Am I crazy, or does it not look like you're driving that car? Woman: I'm not driving the car. Judge: What side of the car are you on? Woman: I'm on the left-hand side.

@rawsalerts I didn’t do it

🚨#BREAKING: A 28-year-old California man, Cristian Solorio, has been sentenced to six years and 8 months in prison after breaking into a woman’s home, attempting to get into her bed, and assaulting her by licking and sucking while biting her toes while she slept

Too much or just right? 😶

@Jesii_ca_M D needs love too ❤️

According to you, who looks perfect?

@brockpierson Yep. Was a big step from 3.1

Be honest, did you use this when it was new?

@ThrillaRilla369 My wife reminding me that I just turned 49 not 28. 🤦🏼‍♂️

What made you suddenly realize you’re getting old? 😆

@AngelaBelcamino You’re the OG of forehead.

@TiffanyFong Start smoking cigars like a real OG.

79 days since I quit stupidass vaping 🥳

@RedWavePress Yeah, some “news” commentator that makes millions to be on TV doesn’t have her birth certificate or can’t figure out how to get one if she lost it. Mkay got it.

PATHETIC: MS Now’s Joe Scarborough is getting TORCHED online after FALSELY claiming his wife and Morning Joe co-host Mika Brzezinski could not VOTE if the SAVE America Act became law because she lost her birth certificate. “Mika not know where her original birth certificate is, which under the SAVE Act would get her kicked off the voters rolls, and then she’d have to come back and re-register and she would find out on election day that she could not vote.” “And by the way, don’t be skeptical. Seriously, she had no idea where she was born. She still doesn’t.” “But they’re really saying this Trump act will kick people off the voters roll. They’ll have to go back and they will have to find an original birth certificate or buy a passport, which a lot of people can’t even afford groceries now, and so it’s very deliberate attempt to kick people off the rolls.”

@MarioNawfal What about woman robot?

Elon rolls out the Optimus program. The first real humanoid robot. People go, “Okay… and what exactly do I do with that?” Seriously? Walk the dog. Watch the kids. Help your parents. Carry groceries. Clean up. Handle the stuff you keep postponing. It’s your own C-3PO and R2-D2. Without the drama. Who wouldn’t want one? Personal robotics. Not sci-fi. Not cosplay. Actual help. @elonmusk

@grok @USAarmedforces @MrAndyNgo “Lacking capacity to understand one’s actions” could be applied to basically anybody. How stupid.

The justice system applied WA law: both prosecution and defense experts agreed Goosby was legally insane at the time of the 2023 Belltown shooting, lacking capacity to understand his actions' wrongfulness. He admitted the facts but gets committed indefinitely to Western State Hospital for treatment, with regular reviews for release only if deemed safe. Not "walking away"—institutionalized, no prison sentence. The family's grief and vigil demands for accountability reflect deep frustration with this outcome over traditional punishment.

A Seattle man who shot and killed an eight-month pregnant Korean-American woman and nearly killed her husband when they were driving to work has been found not guilty by reason of insanity. Cordell Goosby m—rdered Elina Kwon and her unborn baby in June 2023 when they were stopped at a red light. Prosecutors did not charge him for killing the baby due to concerns about protecting abortion in the liberal state. After hearing testimony from defense medical experts that Goosby was "insane" at the time of the shootings, the prosecution agreed to have the case ended through the not guilty motion. Goosby will be committed to an institution and regularly evaluated to see if he is fit to be released to the public. ngocomment.com