Patrick Baronsky

@Jason @ZohranKMamdani Maxing again

Hey @ZohranKMamdani, get on your knees and beg Ken to not leave Seriously

@FamilyProjectTX Disagree the government Remember paying property taxes take care of your local schools. Another thing that you would like in your community.

Property taxes have ruined the American dream.

What we’re seeing here today is a classic rotation from working to margaritas.

@Jason Dork

How I’m buying the Knicks

@Jason @MKBHD Retard maxing

@MKBHD six months, then you'll be on a Mac Studio with 1tb or ram

Fully retired my Mac Pro today 🫡 and switched to an M5 Max 16" Macbook Pro. Let's see how long this lasts.

BREAKING: One of the first women to accuse Jeffrey Epstein of sexual misconduct, Elisabetta Tai Ferretto, has disappeared, per Daily Mail.

Jeffery Epstein’s butler was caught in an FBI sting in 2009 trying to sell the client & victim list. He told them the entire operation, 17 years ago. And the FBI did NOTHING.

@Jason Easy sparks

@Jason @david_adelman @sixers @knicks

Knicks is six! With @david_adelman at the Garden! @sixers v @knicks is the best rivalry in the NBA

@Jason Knickers suck haha

Let’s go Knicks! [ my favorite seats at MSG —Right behind the Knicks bench! ]

BREAKING NEWS: Congresswoman Nancy Mace has RELEASED THE NAMES of nine people in Congress that have used the congressional slush fund to pay off sexual harassment claims. They are: 2007: Rodney Alexander ($15,000) 2009: Office of Carolyn McCarthy (2 cases resulting in 1 settlement) ($8,000) 2010: Eric Massa I ($85,000) 2010: Eric Massa II ($20,000) 2010: Eric Massa III ($10,000) 2010: John Conyers I ($50,000) 2014: Blake Farenthold ($84,000) 2014: John Conyers (Severance pay $27,111.75) 2017: Patrick Meehan (2 cases resulting in 1 settlement) (Severance pay $39,250)

@chamath The sparks look good on you did they enjoy it hahaha

Just wrapped!

Jaylen Brown is live on Twitch breaking down film to try and prove that the refs had an agenda against him. It hasn't even been 24 hours since he blew a 3-1 lead. This is the saddest shit we've ever seen

Back then dads had 4-5 kids. Nowadays kids have 4-5 dads. Climate change is crazy.

Kendrick Perkins GOES OFF on Jaylen Brown 😳 “This sh*t right here you talking, miss me with all of this sh*t. You up 3-1 motherfu*ker your a** flop at times, to sell calls. I don’t want to hear that. It was no agenda whatsoever, the agenda was that y’all couldn’t make shots, the agenda was y’all refused to switch up y’all’s style of play of shooting threes after threes when at times y’all could have drove the damn basketball and went got some fu*king layups or put some pressure on the referees the referees are not going to give the Celtics calls because they shoot a lot of jump shots. If you’re a team that’s aggressive guess what you put pressure on the referees, you’re a team that’s not aggressive you live by the three you die by the three. Y’all died by the three, y’all was up 3-1 in this series. You fu*king lost 3 home games in the Boston Garden, 3. It used to be a sacred place, it used to be a hard place for opponents to win games in there. But instead Tyrese Maxey, Joel Embiid walked into your motherfu*king crib shoes all muddy and kick they feet up on your coffee table ordered DoorDash with your credit card, that’s how comfortable they was.” (Via @RoadTrippinShow)

"Flopping has ruined the league." -Jaylen Brown Also Jaylen Brown:

Stephen A. Smith on Jaylen Brown’s flopping comments about Joel Embiid: “You getting paid over $300 million. You were a MVP candidate. You were up 3-1 in this series. Did you say anything when you were up 3-1? No you didn’t…. That is not why the Celtics lost. They lost because they live and die by the 3 and they play dumb basketball down the stretch.” (via @FirstTake, h/t @NBA__Courtside)

The bill to stop cash shipments to the Taliban has passed the House and the Senate Foreign Relations Committee. It is now on the Senate calendar and ready for a full vote. Ask Senator @JohnThune to bring it to the floor for a final vote. Call (202) 224-2321. Thank you.

@Jason Retard max cake

Name that dessert

@Jason I’ll take one

OK... here we go again... ... need courtside/first four rows for the Knicks game on Monday and Wednesday in NYC. -- Two to four seats ok! -- One seat for courtside OK!