Donkeyon A. Lap
650 posts
@Howlingmutant0 Send here flowers during each period she has
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Do better, men. Send her flowers for the rest of her life
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Fitness and weight loss both now involve either, eating extremes (cutting out non-optimal ingredients so much that you’re just eating protein powder and chicken) or involving prescriptive medication (glp-1s or hormonal injections). We used to just eat healthy and lift weights.
bumbadum@bumbadum14
Gym culture has become so weird because there is an obsession with: 1. Suffering 2. Optimal MAXXING People forget that exercise should be fun, you should enjoy yourself when you do it. If you enjoy bench press you should do it.
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@RealEdFriendly Tape a test strip to the underside of your dick, and administer the test yourself
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Matched with a 8/10 baddie on Hinge but no vaginal microbiome report on her account
How do I bring it up without sounding accusatory?
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@flieldy What about a horror movie and the monster is the soul crushing weight of ever increasing financial debt owed to colleges institutions? What then?
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Every horror movie should have at least one monster in it. Not a metaphorical monster like trauma or Charlize Theron. A wet gleep glop monster. Gimme somethin to look at. A little somethin for daddy
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@veganxfairy Sure you can support bush on main, but would you ever tell the tl you like Dick? (Cheney)
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Donkeyon A. Lap retweetledi
Omni Man came to Earth to conquer and seek the proliferation of his entire species, got one-shotted by an Asian gf, and only had One baby??? Was he stupid?
Stonetoss Comics@stonetoss
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@oilofU @BaldKnower @roseinject Simping after a pair of cock and balls and man tits with a ballyage at least demand a bit of lipstick on it.
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thinking about masturbating while having sex
GIF
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Even more blackpilling: an Indian with ED scored a petite Asian wife with small perkies most men will never experience
Kenneth Dredd@KennethDredd
O husbant, you tell world story about my fish head & rittle titties & now we are homeress
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@Popsnfagene Look I’ll agree with the premise that men generally like minimal makeup, but equally as often as they voice their preference of makeup, men love long hair. For me it’s a bigger preference of look than makeup even. I think you’re way off on that part. Everything else is 100% facts
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Rather, this is what women think men like most. Men are constantly saying they prefer minimal makeup, I rarely ever hear men saying they like long nails, men like fitness not anorexia, this is a self imposed beauty standard of women. Long hair isn't important, nor are skirts.
Cravat 🍸クラバット@datcravat
Sometimes I find it sinister that in our culture, often things considered visually pretty/appealing to men/peak girlhood (long nails, high heels, long hair, make-up, skirts, being very skinny) are things that restrict your mobility
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@trxtrmello Just realized I hadn’t seen a post from you for a while.
What a relief to see a random foreigner many miles away is still going strong.
53 days for me so far, the temptation is strong many enticing situations would be very hard to resist.
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не курю 14 дней.
это уже целых две недели
mell0@trxtrmello
не курю день 13. а иногда прям хочется!!!
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@BaldKnower @roseinject Just needs a lil make up and they/them could be a mid
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Women need only to diet and work legs.
1. You get a great ass
2. You get great toned legs
3. The diet preserves the waist-body ratio
4. No extraneous back muscle
5. You get to keep your boobs instead of developing pecs lmao
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@bobbylikesbeers In solidarity I am cleaning the bathroom and making my bed before going to trivia at the dive bar 🫡
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@b0newalljackson @Howlingmutant0 -1hp till infinity. -2hp each year from menopause onward
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every so often i think about this time in college we were about to take shots so we all raised our cups to cheers but before anyone could say anything my buddy reached over and jiggled this girls tricep and yelled “ teacher arm !” and everyone laughed at her
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@lporiginalg Bookmarking this is insane. You gotta be a horny mf to bm this
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@lporiginalg I know sex on top of all the stuffies goes INSANE!!
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