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Will share my naked jon arbuckle collection for twitter followers

@RockLeeSmile @JSmithOTI there is a liittle pumbiklin insice my testicle and tit scrawms to b e freea nad onyl you two muscle men can end its etneral surfing

@JSmithOTI telL nic that the pumbikin desires to be free frrom its meat prisn: its screasms quiver my baslls in the deptghs of the nights;

@RockLeeSmile there is a tiny pumpkin inside my ttesicle and he screams to be free;

@larrycobbl grandad get off Twitter

@jdakers DEsiGN is A TOOL TO inSTILL feAR into THE MINDS of THE popULACE; I ExcLAIm as I TEAR DOWN NEIGhbor's HALLOween decoraTIons angry;

VItaMIN C is a KEY pART of A HEALTHY LIFE; says I as I SUPERCEDE HUmaNITY and become ENTIREly ORange; only to LEAd and ASSAULT ON GROCERY;

#WhyILovePizza I put PEPerOni sliCES doWn my gaping URETHRA; THE gREATEST pleASURe comes from gETTING CrumBS stUCK in my FORESkin;

#AshWednesday ITS KINd oF MeSSeD up HOW we HaVe a WHOLE DAy for the pokeyman MAin CHARACTER but Not for the MAIN cHARACter Of the Bible;

@larrycobbl stfu you CUCK

@flumnum HomOSEXUality is Sin; I exclaIm as I SELFLESSLY THROW myself BetweeN TWO gAY MEN on THE verGE OF cliMAX;

@ppy OsU IS not BUT AN iLLUSion, the ENTIRE COUNTRY of Ontario, is fake; as is THERE UNIVERISTY;

@G_Stephens61 GOd smILES FAVOURABLY on those WITh LaRGE PeniSES; i YELL, as I aggreSIVELY flAIL my MICRO phallis at the GROCERY store CleRk;

@HottleHottle THiS Is HoW THE WORLD enDS; nOT With a BANG,, but WIth an ELEVEN CENT priCE HIKE on MILK at THe GAS STATION;

@THSsings MUsic rhymes with IDIOt for a reason

@THSsings WHat haS THE world COME to; on tuesday persimmon is NOT NEEDED to bring, MONday MiLK, and I can't FEEl my TOES DIPPED IN, MILK;

@G_Stephens61 I Have TrAnSCENDED HUMANITY; I exclaim, coating my nude body in a full SUIT of MAYO;

Milk is not Your decision; if i want Extra cream in my coffee then How about YOU PROVID E ME WITH PRIVACy; not everyone can CUM in PUBLIC,;

I Am AleXANDer THe GREAT; i yelL at the STARbucks BARISTA; she SCreams as I CUM onto the DOllar BILLS; WOULD YOU like CREAM in your COFFEE;

Calm Down says the OFFicer; Yet LittlE Does HE KnoW I AM CALM, AS bEinG DRenCheD in PIGEon SHIT froM HEAD to TOE has a calming effect; I loo