Larry Jacobs

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BREAKING: Chelsea Handler incinerates MAGA comedian Tony Hinchcliffe with a brutal takedown at the Kevin Hart roast: "Usually on Sunday nights, you just burn a cross on someone's lawn!" This is the same Hinchcliffe who made racist "jokes" about Puerto Ricans at a Trump rally... "Tony Hinchcliffe is here. Tony is what happens when women don't have safe access to abortion care," Handler said. "Tony and Shane both live in Texas where abortion is illegal, but on the upside, if you see one of them doing comedy, there's a pretty good chance your uterus will start dry heaving on its own." While Shane Gillis was able to laugh good-naturedly at the jabs, Hinchcliffe was incredibly uncomfortable on camera, glancing around and doing his best to smile it off. "Tony is a real guy's guy, or what's more commonly known as a bottom," joked Handler. "Tony, you have the face of a school shooter and the personality of someone who gets shot first. Look at you, you look good! You've got like a little Hollywood glow-up. I didn't know veneers came in deli mustard yellow. But it actually looks a little bit better in person." "You must be using Crest White Supremacist strips," Handler relentlessly went on. "Tony and Shane, this must be so exciting for you guys. Usually on Sunday nights, you just burn a cross on someone's lawn. And tonight you get to roast a whole Black guy. Well, a half a one, because it's Kevin. "Tony, quick question: If you're here tonight, who's keeping Joe Rogan's balls warm in their mouth?" she added. Bravo! This is exactly what that Trumper hack deserves. For those who need reminding, Hinchcliffe appeared a t Trump rally at Madison Square Garden in the runup to the 2024 election and called Puerto Rico a "floating island of garbage," tossing read meat to the racist MAGA base. He deserves nothing but our disdain. Please ❤️ and share if you think that Chelsea Handler crushed it!

Here’s Hungary’s new leader, Péter Magyar. A far cry from what 77 million idiotic Americans voted for.

@USronaldcarter Fuck Joe Biden

Let me get this straight… A man was being publicly destroyed by the entire political establishment. His character was being shredded on national television. Every bully in Washington was telling him to quit. And his response? "I'd rather die than withdraw from the process." "I will not be scared. I don't like bullies. I've never run from bullies. I never cry uncle, and I'm not gonna cry uncle today." That was 1991. Senate confirmation hearings. Anita Hill allegations. The full weight of the media and the political machine aimed at one man. And he didn't flinch. Not for the seat. Not for the title. But because he refused to let bullies win. 35 years later, Clarence Thomas is still on the Supreme Court. The bullies are still mad about it. i'm not here to make you comfortable i'm here to make you informed.. follow if you want the real story.

@socialistadri Might have known? Washington 100% knew. FDR needed to get involved to help his communist ally in Russia.

HASAN FINDS OUT THAT A MAJORITY OF HIS COMMUNITY (88%) DID NOT GET TAUGHT IN SCHOOL ABOUT WHAT LED TO PEARL HARBOR AND HE IS SHOOK

@fuller_sean @RepJeffries @mynamehear DEMOCRACY lol so lame thinking one side actually cares. Both don’t

@RepJeffries @mynamehear Republicans invalidate statewide election results they don’t like all the time fyi. Just a concession you have to accept if you live in a red state 🤷🏼‍♂️ They HATE democracy x.com/i/grok/share/1…

The decision by the Virginia Supreme Court to overturn the will of more than three million voters will not stand.

@Variety Letterman and 4 guys

Stephen Colbert is bringing a star-studded lineup of late night hosts to guest star during his final week on air: • May 11: Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel, Seth Meyers and John Oliver • May 14: David Letterman variety.com/2026/tv/news/s…

@author_johnny @MilHistNow Uncredited role as Col. Waller Patton, great granduncle of WW2 general George S. Patton. George’s grandfather also got killed fighting for the Confederacy.

@MilHistNow Fun fact: he has a cameo in the movie as a Confederate officer under Gen. Armistead during Pickett's charge, where he shouts "let's go boys" and then is shot

Thanks, Ted Turner (1938 – 2026), for giving us 'Gettysburg' (1993).

@FischerKing64 He played the uncredited role of Col. Waller Patton, the great granduncle of WW2 general George S. Patton. George’s paternal grandfather was also killed fighting in the Civil War.

Ted Turner RIP. He funded and produced the 1993 film Gettysburg - and he gave himself a cameo as a Confederate officer leading troops in Pickett’s charge, during which he is killed. Turner was the sort of democrat who didn’t think desecrating the American past was necessary.

@JamesTate121 Wait there are no naturalization ceremonies anymore?

There once was so much kindness and beauty in this country.

@feraljokes What is apocalyptic fascism? Never heard of that before.

Do these dumb ass motherfuckers tell jokes anymore??? Do they do anything besides PR for apocalyptic fascism???

@EchoesofWarYT Sickles: do not move

If you could say 3 words to any commander before the Battle of Gettysburg, what are you saying?

@alluringmedia They’re all guilt of evil. All pols are

I voted for Obama, Clinton, Biden, and Harris. My conscience is clear.

@prolifefrenchie It was never America First

MAGA is not America first anymore, it’s Israel first.

@davidcantu14600 @LeadingReport 90%? Are you fucking retarded? Look outside you dumbfuck.

@LeadingReport We have a crisis going on here at home with 90% of American living paycheck to paychecks but we can send our military equipment to other countries? What about the people here at home?

State Department approves military sales to Israel, Qatar, Kuwait and the UAE totaling over $8.6 billion.

@JamesTate121 This isn’t breaking news

BREAKING NEWS 🆘The daughter of U.S. Republican Senator Jay Block: 🆘 "Israel pays money to my father, and he spreads propaganda. I am deeply ashamed of this situation. I believe my father has sold his soul to the devil. I hope his career ends!"

@LePapillonBlu2 You’re all demented. Thinking one side is better than the other. They’re all evil scum

Very sad when the King of England cares more about America than the United States President does.

@TheSophiaWest Wow 🔥

On set last night - what gorgeous lady do you think I shot with?

@Cernovich What has any politician truly done for their state in the last 30 years? Any accomplishment is soured by corruption, rising debt and more wars,

I obviously want Susan Collins to win her Senate race. She's as good as it will get. But if you're not ultra high information voter, why elect her? What has she done for Maine?

@HasanabiProd Voting doesn’t change shit. System is broken

Hasan Piker speaks to unregistered voters in Philadelphia "If you're mad that there's never enough money for healthcare in this country but unlimited funds to bomb other countries, you have an opportunity to make that change."