Sarah

@MurfJon I drove through in my car once. It’s beautiful forest all up in there. I hope you have a great time!

Sturgis lodging has been booked. Going to be a heck of a ride up.

JUST IN: Home foreclosures soared 25% during Q1

@MilerCharles Women always playing the P card

Brigitte Bardot in Love is my profession (1958) 🇫🇷 #BrigitteBardot #ClassicMovies #OldHollywood

@MickeyBlowtorch Awwww

7 years ago I met the baddest, most gangster ride or die chick I had ever seen. We were immediately inseparable. The only woman to have ever been able to settle my ass down. 2 years ago we decided we couldn’t live without each other and got married. Happy anniversary, my queen.

@RobHTX78 Nice! I have a haircut across town at 12:45 so I’ve got to move it

@LasagnaFried Enjoy. The early service was 8:30. Nap afterward.

Good morning! Get up and go to church and we can drink coffee together in Bible class and you can sit with me in my row with the cool kids!! 🤗

@smsnotwork The cool kids in my aisle are def over 50. I’ll be 44 next month.

@LasagnaFried The cool kids are all 50+. Do you qualify?

@RobHTX78 I was in Bible class during the 9:30 service and now my sermon is about to start.

@LasagnaFried I was at the early service. Where were you?

@96elbisreverri Changed my mind on the dress. Maybe next week.

@96elbisreverri Great! I got a pair of shoes and 2 dresses. One for church and one for dates. I’ll show you the church one as soon as I get dressed.

@gman4bluegrass It’s a great day to be alive!! 🤗

@LasagnaFried Mornun Sarah 🤠✌️🇺🇸🧡🤍🪕☕️

@madorison I think they just boil the shit out of some cow bones dude 🤭

@LasagnaFried Honestly my fave is how they’ve managed to make a broth so light but so savory at the same time

It’s pho time 🤗

@BeardedOG05 Fun! No cock fighting tho

Buy a Horse, Stable it in Texas (somewhere), meet a Mexican at the Stables, end up at a Mexican Rodeo 🤣

@redacted_revo Oh wow

Kissing her pubic mound because it’s basically her pussy’s forehead

@MurfJon I’m allergic to bullshit

Imagine having allergies

@specialopsmag Oh wow. My lipstick won’t do that 😘

US Army Ranger from the 75th Ranger Regiment after a St. Patrick's Day parade.

@No_Pie_2109 Can we get a spinning wheel with stonks and strike dates/amounts and we just spin to win?

So what options are we buying Monday retards?

@MurfJon I guess you’re officially a redneck now