Okie-Not-From-Muscogee

@GreyHairOpsGuy @Mothbooah @JackFarley96 @Rory_Johnston @grok Absolutely cannot be trusted

@JackFarley96 @Rory_Johnston @grok I detected a potential Canadian accent when Rory said “shock.” Is Rory Canadian??? And therefore CAN HE BE TRUSTED?!?!?

In a scenario where the Strait of Hormuz remains closed, "that means $250-$300 price of oil (Brent)" argues @Rory_Johnston. Because a giant price shock is needed to destroy 15 million barrels per day of demand $220+ "almost guaranteed." shorturl.at/ZurCL

@HySpDcHiKnFeeD2 @frenbilt I already like truckers, they don’t need to sell me on truckers

@frenbilt So?

Truckers have gone full blown racist nazi holocaust denier

@OldHollowTree @allie__voss Same man, same

@allie__voss I don’t know. Spend a lot of time in the woods I guess.

Where are the people who’ve never been to therapy? What do you do instead?

Just sold 4# of honey. I’m slinging honey in the Permian. It’s my folks retirement

@claudialsanders Don’t judge, I feel judged. Lololol

@MurfJon 🤭

I’m gonna have to get one of these Au Pairs

@dubsinfive Why you hating on squirrels? You a commie?

NOOOO OH MY GOD EVERYWHERE I GO IS THAT DANG SQUIRREL 😭😭😭

@okie_jayhawk Oh that’s in

@MurfJon Insanity is what it is

NEBRASKETBALL!!!

@HySpDcHiKnFeeD2 @adamlwingfield Was? Shit still is! lol

@adamlwingfield Ok but that was good

Corn flakes be just as soggy as the bananas

$70 from the paper catalog at my local lumber yard owned by a guy we call boss Hogg for obvious reasons.

@the_daddyrabbit @brianeharrison Same ones tha approved the demon monkey god statue probably

@brianeharrison What idiot let him have a key committee post in the first place?

True.

@RichOToole Ohhhhh I’m gonna join the Oklahoma Government just to ban you one of these days. You’ll have to drive AROUND

Dudes that don’t add beans in chili on a Saturday night like…

Being the only guy who fishes religiously in a group of people who primarily watch sports is always weird. (This is not shade at sports enjoyers)

Which one

@Mao_Tse_Gundo @CollinGrossWx @Goforth1Goforth So this is real?

@CollinGrossWx @Goforth1Goforth I saw it bigger than shit from Needville

BREAKING: Reports are coming in of a possible meteor that exploded over the west side of Houston, Texas this evening ☄️ Lightning detection on satellite picked up the flash!

That scene in last of the Mohicans man….

@HySpDcHiKnFeeD2 Idk man I just work here 😂

@MurfJon I got a rig for you to see

Rig move off 62

@HySpDcHiKnFeeD2 @maybedanielleee 10’more mph and he ma have

@maybedanielleee I thought he had it

"I was following my GPS." -- Truck driver to the New York State Department of Transportation.