Eduardo Lasalle

@postingcontent ok but playing dominoes as a measure of mental health is great

reciting this from memory whenever someone asks me how i’m doing

@SandyofCthulhu Ursa

The purpose of spines and horns is to defend yourself against predators. As a person who no longer considers himself a D&D expert, what preys on a Tarrasque?

@ivymede Bicho

the brand name Oral B is so funny to me. wtf does the B stand for

@elonmusk this is the post that made me delete X lmao

In a romantic pre-Raphaelite style, a tender moment unfolds between a handsome knight in gleaming silver armor and a beautiful woman in a flowing white gown adorned with flowers. The knight, with a sword at his side, sits astride a brown horse with a red-gold draped saddle, leaning down affectionately toward the woman, who wears a floral crown and gazes up lovingly with long hair cascading. She gently touches his armored hand, their faces drawing closer in a soft, intimate kiss, while the horse shifts subtly and her gown sways in a light breeze. The scene is set in an enchanting garden overflowing with vibrant pink roses, colorful wildflowers, lush green foliage, and an ancient stone archway under soft sunlight. Captured in a smooth close-up shot with a subtle zoom-in, evoking a dreamy, enchanting atmosphere of timeless romance.

@BarbarianJan @ILZ84137184 @doityboy G

@ILZ84137184 @doityboy I

"Ok grok summarize every book ever written into one word"

@HumbleFlow you got a hotpoint bro

My grandpa has had the same washing machine since the 80s. It still works. He’s never had to replace it. Meanwhile, I have to buy a new one every five years. It’s not just washing machines. It’s everything. Fridges, dishwashers, phones. We used to build things to last. Now we build things to sell. If they don’t last, what’s the point? I just want a washing machine that works for 40 years. Is that too much to ask?

@soonersteve @YahooSports 7, 8 paid

@YahooSports 1, 3, 5, 6 overpaid.. 2,4 underpaid.

Stephen A. Smith's new contract places him among the top three highest-paid sports broadcasters 💰

@ViralityClips we got stake ads on every X videos before GTA 6

@kanyewest Shalom brother

@Babygravy9 also Ye is gone

Interracial p*rn posts on 4chan appear to have all but disappeared since the closing down of USAID. I don’t think this is a coincidence.

@AutismCapital Biden's dream

🚨BREAKING: President Trump officially signs the Executive Order banning men from competing in women's sports. Huge day!! 🔥

is luka getting deported?

@mhjrad lmao

Gram positive

@elonmusk careful, he's a nazi

The recommendation algorithm on this platform sucks! I want to talk to the manager right now!!

@FreqSync @BRICSinfo xAI

President Putin says Russia will become the world leader in Artificial Intelligence.

@lporiginalg lol what?

@BTnewsroom Why Puerto Rico?

JUST NOW: Activists in Mexico City destroy a wax statue of Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu with hammers

You can see the pain in his eyes x.com/DrClownPhD/sta…

@unusual_whales post the source link next time lil bro

SpaceX is preparing to launch a tender offer in December to sell existing shares at a price of $135 per share, per Reuters

@MarioNawfal dude put a link to your source, not just plaintext

🚨🇺🇸MIKE TYSON'S SECRET WEAPON? TOAD VENOM!! Mike, who faces Jake Paul later today, credited toad venom for his return to the ring. The substance, which herpetologists describe as a poison rather than venom, is produced by the Sonoran Desert toad and is classified by the government as a Schedule 1 substance. Tyson: "You rub it down until it becomes fine sand, and then you smoke it. Then you meet God, and this is what God told me to do." Source: New York Times