last of the merrymakers 𓅃

this “angel food cake” is a liar on all three claims

@mehaas50 @startthemachine Or to people on an organ transplant list

@notbryancannoy I call bullshit on that

i’ve seen some things on here that might not be true

Wyatt, I am rolling

he's historic alright

@CoolPurpleBass @ol_scarbrain Cooking 10/10 Also makes a decent fire starter

Without making too much fun of me what do you do with bacon grease whilst living in an apartment? When I had a house I had all kind of fun things to do like give it to my dogs, lol. So let’s just skip past that.

@FalconryFinance THE REAL ONES KNOW

@Tanya_Sabrinaaa I suppose that’s better than the “Edgar-suit” proposal from last year

best part about the dems is when biden dies next month they'll weekend at bernies him for the next year instead of letting kamala be president

@captKangol Last Duel was phenomenal Ridley Scott is a genius

My best film picks over the last decade 2023 the Holdovers 2022 the Fablemans 2021 the Last Duel 2020 I’m Thinking of Ending Things 2019 Uncut Gems 2018 Battle of Buster Scruggs 2017 First Reformed 2016 the Nice Guys 2015 Spotlight 2014 Whiplash 2013 A Field in England

I don’t understand the complaints about “unnecessary sex scenes” - in real life the unnecessary sex is the best part. What ever happened to #verisimilitude?

@notbryancannoy can I get an egg McMuffin?

you know that one song it goes uhhhhhhhh

I’m stuck in the hospital and I’m out of poke balls

@nickarner this is confirmed on google, btw

excited to announce that I, beff jezos, am taking over as ceo of flexport

@nickarner Congratulations!

@hausofdecline @mwfwdgh or if your ska band dressed like old timey prisoners

People would take my Ska music more seriously if I went to prison

He’s totally doing Blue Steel, right @BenStiller ?

@FalconryFinance All my chicks gone

@butt_genius Bookmarked, gottem

@lastmerrymaker oh word 🧐

if someone asked me to join a cult i would simply say no thank you 😎

@butt_genius It’s a good cult

@lastmerrymaker hmm 🤔