Laura Shish

What have you stopped buying due to price increases?

Back to work, 2 o'clock, day 1. Waiting for my snack break at 3...

Birds are fed by their parents in their infancy. When the time comes to feed themselves, there can be some confusion when the food does not go into their mouth by itself.

The problem with modern architecture. (It isn't what you think) A short thread...

At my funeral, take the bouquet off my coffin and throw it into the crowd to see who is next.

hi @nextofficial , I'm trying to make an order on your website but I can't sign in using my usual password. The reset emails I've requested haven't come through and I can't sign up. Any idea what I can do?! Thanks

I'm thirsty. Is it too early for a work meeting?

@sainsburys trying to curb my alcohol intake! At Christmas time! 3 bottles of wine ≠2 bottles of wine, Mr sainsburys! For shame (yes, I do note that they've upped the @CrabbiesUK)

This was so weird ...

‘Thirty days hath September, April, June and November, All the rest have thirty-one, Excepting February, which has twelve thousand three hundred and eighty-seven.’

I can’t stop laughing at this. At least he’s a confident child 😂😂😂

The cat is in her cat bed. Waiting to go to actual bed. #theLife

One of us has a need to swivel and one doesn't; so naturally she gets the office chair and I I get the dining chair.

My cat is so hungry that she's eating the FAKE Christmas tree.

“🎵 SIMPLY... HAVING... A WONDERF...” Not now, please, Paul.

Me: *opens bag of crisps* Cat: Hello Me: You don't like this flavour Cat: one pls Me: you won't eat it Cat: one pls Me: fine. Cat: yukky. Different one? Me: THEY'RE ALL THE SAME Cat: one pls

TV pitch: I take a famous chef's cook book and make 3 recipes and follow the instructions TO THE LETTER. Then we feed it to the chef without them knowing its their own food and see what they think.

@StuTamson @SarahMillican75 @BritishBakeOff That's my breakfast every day 😁

@laurashish @SarahMillican75 @BritishBakeOff Dark chocolate digestives