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malaysian airlines inflight map remains undefeated for producing the funniest images i’ve ever seen
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doctor: and what brings you in today?
me: i ate so many herb and garlic stuffed olives that my tummy hurts
doctor: i see. [writes in his notebook: gourmand. excellent taste.]
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As always I wish I lived in the world the Telegraph inhabits
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@lavathem it is an analogue operation! but i am coming back through belfast tomorrow maybe we could figure something out - i’ll follow so you can dm me
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in a small cafe in cork getting breakfast and the full length album version of “brothers in arms” by dire straits came on and they skipped it. cowardice.
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this is the vibe my flatmates 2 years ago thought they were curating when our living room decorations consisted of a cardboard cutout of hasbulla and a small framed photo of the previous tenants that they’d left behind
HOUSE PORN@HOUSEPORN___
Minimalist home interior
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the portrait in his attic grows more hideous by the day
Pop Base@PopBase
Today is Elmo’s birthday. He turns 3½ years old every year.
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[family feud but for poor little downtrodden victorian era boys]
steve harvey: We asked 100 people! What *is* the tastiest food?
chimneysweep william: well... um... gruel is ever so yum . i must say gruel .
[the incorrect buzzer sound causes chimneysweep william to cry]
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guy who is considering cheating on his wife but makes sure to read anna karenina before doing anything
Karen Swallow Prior (Notorious KSP)@KSPrior
Do people who have extramarital affairs not read Anna Karenina, Madame Bovary, The Awakening, or even watch Fatal Attraction? Or read about King David? It never, never ends well. Are affairs the sins of a literacy problem, a pride one, or a problem of an impoverished imagination?
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