Crown Malik🐺

@reeceollld My fav track pants when they see me coming to wear them for the 4th time this week:

@DESI0RE "I hate to inform you" ☠ Most will guess my profession wrong😂

Without naming ur job, tell me somethin you say 16 times per day at work.

@ceraliza Any name that sounds scientific, astrological, or methodological eg. Athena, Rosemary, Celestia

Can you suggest a baby girl name that sounds like she comes from an ultra-wealthy family ?

@Astro_jessie Their very existence, just like that, ceased to register in my mind.

If you wrote a book about the person who hurt you the most, what would be the last line?

Man wtf are you talking about?😭

My grandma once told me: “You should fall in love with someone intelligent, because on the days you can’t have sex, it becomes really valuable to be able to have a glass of wine and talk.”

@KhananiShingan1 😭

Go tell Chatgpt to roast you in one line and comment with screenshots here

Supermarkets should do regular wheel alignment on these trolleys. You push it towards Milk side, it takes you to beer section.

If these drugs in South Africa come from Nigerians, why are there fewer addicts in Nigeria compared to South Africa If these drugs in America come from Mexico, why are there fewer addicts in Mexico compared to America Answer - choice, people in better economies choose to do drugs whilst people in poor economies don't have time for recreational abuse

Have a signature drink. Have a signature scent. Have signature places. Be remembered for certain things. Leave a lasting impact on people - be the reason they have lifelong memories and epic stories to tell. Be iconic.

I’m in love with this sentence: “The best math you can learn is how to calculate the future cost of current decisions.”

I find it manipulative that our angry side is always seen as our "true colors"" as if being happy and kind means we’re fake.

Unfortunately for things, they have no choice but to work out for me.

There’s a stage you get in life where you realise why your parents kept telling you to reduce the TV volume.

@Ms_Logical Losing

What are you scared of?

you just gotta fuck up your first bag, financial literacy comes w xp

It is dangerous to look rich around a poor environment.

The older I get, the more certain I am that we knew exactly who we were when we were little, and then adults talked us out of it

Dear online stores, if it's sold out, take it off the fcking website… Thank you.

@ZimDaily Wicknell is the go to guy when people want their money cleaned

Why is a private citizen buying cars and showering Army chiefs with presents? Wicknell Chivayo has donated the latest 2025 Toyota Land Cruisers, including $1 million in cash, to top members of the Zimbabwe Defence Forces.

@TBSHANG This is more of a confession than a insinuation. Now imagine if you can't even keep up with your own behavior mirrored, why should I put up with it.

i can’t stand a nigga that’s tit for tat like your main purpose as a man is to lead and be logical, so why are you mirroring me and ts i do out of emotion? who tf gone be the man if we both acting like bitches?