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@QTRBlackGarrett Thanks for the recommendation! I just picked up a digital copy

Holy fuck I’m only 5 chapters in. Biblical demons, the plague, disgraced knight with heart of gold deep deep down. Grounded Dark Fantasy to the max. I don’t even want to describe the first battle. Just read it

🚨BREAKING: Chuck Norris woke up briefly from death this morning to correct an error on his death certificate. He then shook hands with the doctor, laid back down, and died again.

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

@atulit_gaur @bruno_nwogu It really is amazing! And we did it while floating on a rock in outer space all by ourselves

dude computers are actually so fucking insane when you really think about it. we literally figured out how to write some fake-ass rules called code and somehow convinced rocks to follow them. like actual rocks. sand, melted, purified, carved into tiny pathways where electricity just flows in patterns. that’s it. that’s the whole magic. and yet from that we get operating systems, compilers, kernels, networks, distributed systems, machine learning models, entire virtual worlds running inside other virtual worlds. billions of tiny electrical decisions per second, all because we defined some abstract logic. humans basically invented a language of instructions and taught matter itself to execute it.

Cook at home. Eat at home. Brew your coffee at home. Pack your meals at home. Control the ingredients. Control your health. MAHA

A photo that can never be taken again.

@RupertLowe10 Allow the citizens to carry swords, maces, and axes again

Another day, another stabbing. We need to GET REAL - I am sick of it, we are all sick of it. This is not the Britain I want to live in. The British state needs to brutally crack down on knife crime, and I mean brutally. That is exactly what Restore Britain would do. No more bullshit community work or soft punishment. Enough is enough. Instant deportation for foreign nationals found carrying. Throw the book at the domestic ones. Found unlawfully carrying? A Restore Britain Government would crack down on you in the harshest possible manner. Minimum prison sentences - zero excuses. The message has to be simple. DO NOT CARRY A KNIFE UNLAWFULLY. If you are found with a machete or whatever else, you will go to prison. End of story. Stop and search introduced on a proper scale. Accusations of racism would not stop us, I can promise you that. Do that, on the scale required, and watch how quickly the knife crime epidemic stops. There is finally a political party with the balls to do what needs to be done to protect the British people. Restore Britain.

@elonmusk Bingo!

Life cannot just be about one sad thing after another. There must also be things that make us super excited and inspired about the future. This is one of things. Bigtime.

🎶 All my X’s live in Texas 🎶

@RHyperboreo @CollinRugg Dang, what a buzz kill.

None of these people believe in God or love Christ. Saint Thomas Aquinas reminded us that it is in silence that we seek divine wisdom and virtue. Mere youthful enthusiasm disguised as formalistic, empty faith - surrounded by noise and dancing - is literally satanism. They will all burn in hell.

Priest Guilherme Peixoto has amassed over 2.7 million followers on Instagram by evangelizing around the world through his hobby of DJing. Padre Guilherme is a priest from a village in Portugal. During an interview with CNN, Guilherme says he started learning how to DJ by watching YouTube and then began taking classes in his 40s. Guilherme then started lifting his parish church out of debt by organizing small music festivals in the community. Now 52, Guilherme is performing worldwide.

@InsaneReality That would be SO much fun!

Go kart racing on a frozen river is as wild as it sounds

We need to find out who this guy is and MAKE HIM FAMOUS! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

@ramble_rants This rules! The internet being used to it’s fullest potential!

He's a maniac! 😂

@elonmusk @DarrigoMelanie You rule!

@DarrigoMelanie Ironically, Optimus, FSD and AI will provide all the things this moocher demands

Elon Musk is so rich that he could pay for: - tuition-free public college - universal childcare - close the cap to fund universal school meals - paid sick leave - ending homelessness - ending hunger - UBI of $1250 for every adult ...and he'd still be a billionaire.

Last quarter I rolled out Microsoft Copilot to 4,000 employees. $30 per seat per month. $1.4 million annually. I called it "digital transformation." The board loved that phrase. They approved it in eleven minutes. No one asked what it would actually do. Including me. I told everyone it would "10x productivity." That's not a real number. But it sounds like one. HR asked how we'd measure the 10x. I said we'd "leverage analytics dashboards." They stopped asking. Three months later I checked the usage reports. 47 people had opened it. 12 had used it more than once. One of them was me. I used it to summarize an email I could have read in 30 seconds. It took 45 seconds. Plus the time it took to fix the hallucinations. But I called it a "pilot success." Success means the pilot didn't visibly fail. The CFO asked about ROI. I showed him a graph. The graph went up and to the right. It measured "AI enablement." I made that metric up. He nodded approvingly. We're "AI-enabled" now. I don't know what that means. But it's in our investor deck. A senior developer asked why we didn't use Claude or ChatGPT. I said we needed "enterprise-grade security." He asked what that meant. I said "compliance." He asked which compliance. I said "all of them." He looked skeptical. I scheduled him for a "career development conversation." He stopped asking questions. Microsoft sent a case study team. They wanted to feature us as a success story. I told them we "saved 40,000 hours." I calculated that number by multiplying employees by a number I made up. They didn't verify it. They never do. Now we're on Microsoft's website. "Global enterprise achieves 40,000 hours of productivity gains with Copilot." The CEO shared it on LinkedIn. He got 3,000 likes. He's never used Copilot. None of the executives have. We have an exemption. "Strategic focus requires minimal digital distraction." I wrote that policy. The licenses renew next month. I'm requesting an expansion. 5,000 more seats. We haven't used the first 4,000. But this time we'll "drive adoption." Adoption means mandatory training. Training means a 45-minute webinar no one watches. But completion will be tracked. Completion is a metric. Metrics go in dashboards. Dashboards go in board presentations. Board presentations get me promoted. I'll be SVP by Q3. I still don't know what Copilot does. But I know what it's for. It's for showing we're "investing in AI." Investment means spending. Spending means commitment. Commitment means we're serious about the future. The future is whatever I say it is. As long as the graph goes up and to the right.

This guy spent 14 hours assembling the shield. [📹electric_70]

The most successful people I know are relentless.

@ZohranKMamdani @28delayslater I thought the only people that are stealing lives in the Trans world are self inflicted.

On this Trans Day of Remembrance, we remember the bright and courageous trans people whose lives were stolen by hatred. Their absence is felt across our city. We will honor them by building a New York where every trans person can live safely, fully and freely.

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