HOA meeting just dropped the single greatest rule in human history 😂
“Children are permitted… but it’s the intensity of the splashing. When splashing becomes continuous, it stops being play. It becomes activity. And activity at that level… is shared.”
Ma’am, you didn’t just attend an HOA meeting. You ascended to Peak Karen and invented Splash Marxism.
Kids out here living their best chaotic summer lives and this visor-wearing philosopher is in the back doing physics equations on cannonballs like she’s the fun police’s Chief Justice.
Next month: “The velocity of cannonball entries violates Section 4.2.7 of the covenants. Fines will be assessed per giggle decibel.”
These people would fine the ocean for waves.
ABOLISH HOAs. Your kids deserve to splash like absolute degenerates without filing a 47-page Environmental Impact Report.
Fight me, Karen. I’m bringing the Super Soaker. 🏊♂️💦😂
This is really what it all comes down to.
Racism, even if you think it’s vulgar or obscene, IS protected speech.
Chud did not “provoke” Joshua. “Nigger” is not a magic word that grants black people the right to assault you.
Joshua Fox, who has a documented history of criminal violence, recognized Dalton, knew what he was about, and proceeded to cause an altercation with him because he didn’t like his Free Speech message.
Dalton was attacked and is now being punished by an Anti White judge and District Attorney.
Free Chud.
🚨 BREAKING NEWS :
Tonight, reports suggest that Iranian fighter jets are moving toward the U.S., raising concerns that Iran could launch an airstrike on America soon. The situation is considered highly serious and potentially dangerous.
EARTH IS UNDER A COSMIC QUARANTINE
Dr. Steven Greer: 'Do you think our classified projects have travelled interstellar yet?
Kerry Cassidy: 'Absolutely.'
Dr. Greer: 'They have not!' 😎
There is a quarantine on this Planet until we become peaceful.'
POV: They cut off your EBT and they won't allow you to buy Fritos and Mountain Dew anymore so you destroy the entire store.
Why does this remind me of an animal at the zoo destroying everything in its enclosure?
This happened at a Costco in Queens.
And it was all because the black man wanted the shopping cart the Hispanic couple was already using.
A. Shopping. Cart.
@PoliceThePolic1@CalCopWatch 99% of the time I will side with the public because cops are useless, but in this case that dumb bitch deserves everything she gets.
Pulled over for speeding, she filmed the stop, refused ID, demanded a supervisor, ignored commands, and after repeated warnings officers broke her window, pulled her out, arrested her, and towed the car as she cried she’d done nothing wrong.
Who was in the wrong here? 🧐