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A special message from @chadmichaelmurray (aka Cal) from #SullivansCrossing.

We can’t wait!🙌🙌🙌 #SullivansCrossing

@suzb_00 SO GROSS!

@le_hammer I had to sit next to a manspreader many years ago at a concert. He just didn’t give a tiny rat’s ass who was uncomfortable around him.

... who is the disinterested manspreader at the #amberheard and #JohnnyDepp trial?

My Samsung always types a Q instead of an A. I wonder if that's how that whole debauchery started. Q type-o.

@nspowerinc Very excited to have power back! Thank you for all the workers, that can't be a fun job in these temperatures! But what an important job it is. Thank you.

As the storm arrives this evening, remember to keep our information close. Follow along for updates, and visit outagemap.nspower.ca for the latest outage information. (1/2) #NSstorm

@nspowerinc I'm just here to hop on the bandwagon to get angry at whatever poor person is controlling this Twitter feed because I don't have power and I'm missing Dr. Phil, GOD DAMN IT!! (Must have patience of a Saint for this job)

It’s a blustery morning for our crews in the field! Our teams are working through a mix of freezing rain, snow and high winds that continue to hit the province, to restore power when it's safe to do so. We stand our crews down when wind gusts exceed 80 km/hour. (1/2) #NSstorm

@BibleCory Thank you!

@le_hammer Happy Birthday God bless you

@lucky7jc Thank you!

@le_hammer Happy Birthday 🍾🥳🎊🎉🎈🎂🎁.

@VirginRiverBr_ Thank you!!!! ❤

Tis The Season

@twittersecurity I keep getting attempted logins to my account from other countries. Is there not a way to block login attempts using my device's location? i.e. if my trusted device is in canada, no one from croatia can try to hack my account?

I have thirteen chairs. I have four sofas. I have one ass. Never been good at math but I'm pretty sure I dont need all that.

@Mojoshark1 @gerrydee I'm so glad you like it!!! I miss making that show, very much!

@ShopCatsca 😆 just did!!

@le_hammer Two factor all the things!! Says the girl with literally dozens of dopplegangers that have tried to steal my gmail.

Whoever lives in Vilnius, Lithuania and is trying to hack into my account, please stop. Thanks.

Dear internet: I was not born in 1971. Not even close. And moreover, on an emotional level, I'm even ten years younger than that. So just stop. Thanks.

Someone on my flight took my seat. But I feel if I claim it, that'll be the day seat A in my row gets sucked out the window.