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Rob P 🇨🇦

@leafs_NHL

🇨🇦 Insurance & Financial Advisor by trade & a life long Toronto Maple Leafs fan. Love to laugh, the great outdoors and general fuckery.

Canada Katılım Ekim 2009
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Alli Girl 💁🏼‍♀️
Donald Trump is up here bragging about how short his war is compared to all other wars 🤣 GTFO
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Captain Obvious™️
Captain Obvious™️@TheFungi669·
Kristi Noem told her husband that she will divorce him if he doesn’t stop cross-dressing. So he packed up her clothes and left.
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Shannon@gardengirl125·
*deletes all social media *moves to Himalayas *pigeon arrives with a note *opens note *unsolicited dick pic
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Trophy Husband 🏆
Trophy Husband 🏆@Brian_onX·
my April Fool's joke on my wife did not go as planned...
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Shellie@bustysal·
It’s no longer “let’s go to a fancy restaurant,” it’s “let’s go fill the gas tank.”
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X🇨🇦@FFmaxhyde·
Why do we call it cunnilingus and not lickity split?
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Massimo
Massimo@Rainmaker1973·
In the 80's Knickerbocker released an ET themed light up finger toy, the product was quickly removed from stores and discontinued just a few months later.
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David Alter
David Alter@davidalter·
He's not 100 percent and he's got a target on his back. This really could go anywhere tonight as we have a special opponent's edition of the #IceTimeChallenge with Radko Gudas being the subject against the #Leafs. Must follow @TheRoadBiz for the coffee. ☕️ Must follow @Ozoon_CA and be 18+ to enter for the $50 prize. LET’S GO!
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Rob P 🇨🇦
Rob P 🇨🇦@leafs_NHL·
@CrissieC At least they didn’t get you a single roll of toilet paper and paper towels 🤷🏻‍♂️😂
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Crissie
Crissie@CrissieC·
When you order a bag of potatoes and a bag of lemons and your shopper just gets you one of each
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Bobbybollocks MP
Bobbybollocks MP@Bobbybollocks2·
Another successful week on my diet plan,the weights falling off 👌👌
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Jamie Bonkiewicz
Jamie Bonkiewicz@JamieBonkiewicz·
It’s just a matter of time until Trump names Tiger Woods the Secretary of Transportation now.
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Jennyred 🦊
Jennyred 🦊@jennyred85·
What are your friday evening plans? Show me in gifs 🤣🤣
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Cooper Lawrence
Cooper Lawrence@CooperLawrence·
My boyfriend says he doesn’t like it when I invade his privacy. He didn’t tell me that directly. I read it in his journal
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female jays fan 🇨🇦
female jays fan 🇨🇦@FemaleJaysFan·
There's a good chance I'm close friends with the surgeon who performed your vasectomy.
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