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Programming memes from a multi-decade ✝️ dev on a relaxing side quest before the final boss.

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learntToCode@learntToCode·
Software dev life
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I also passive-aggressively made it a signed int even though it has values that are bitset powers of 2. For that extra cursing.
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My “cursed enum” candidate. Best part is that it may or may not be may. @ChShersh enum class Date_range: int { may = 0, july = 1, june = 2, april = 4, march = 8, august = 16, friday = 32, monday = 64, sunday = 128, january = 256, october = 512, tuesday = 1024, december = 2048, february = 4096, november = 8192, saturday = 16384, thursday = 32768, september = 65536, wednesday = 131072 };
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learntToCode@learntToCode·
@madebyjessg Just make stained glass of various Linux distribution logos. Failing that make Frieren stained glass.
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feeling like a fraud on here being surrounded by sooooo many people in tech when I know nothingggg about tech
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hayden@haydendevs·
I've been working basically 24/7 for the past week and have found zero time to post, idk how you guys manage to do both
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learntToCode@learntToCode·
@antlionai @XianKatsura Even more liberal post covid as many conservatives moved to Texas, Florida, Idaho, Arizona, Nevada, North Carolina, Tennessee…. Conservatives have largely given up on saving CA, it is easier to vote with your feet.
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Antlion@antlionai·
@XianKatsura I got in an argument with someone who says dems only win elections because they cheat, and he even said California. As someone who grew up in California(and know California conservatives), it is overwhelmingly liberal. Like very liberal.
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learntToCode@learntToCode·
The tonkotsu ramen of total victory was particularly savory today
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retrodev⌨@NewAgeRetroNerd·
You cannot out Java the hut
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learntToCode@learntToCode·
C and C++ are the languages of the gods (but we never asked what kind of god)
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learntToCode@learntToCode·
You know the algorithmic optimization is serious when you work out the proof of correctness before writing a line of pseudocode.
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Both. In another life this would be a published paper
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Once again I find myself faced with the choice between writing a paragraph comment or an ASCII art comment
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I just used Grok to make Outlook rules and didn’t even remember that there was a copilot button that could be pressed. Could copilot have helped? I’ll never know.
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learntToCode@learntToCode·
@ChShersh Oh wait make them powers of 2 so You can OR them together in a bit set
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@ChShersh More cursed: May July June April March August Friday Monday Sunday January Etc and make the enum values 1 based because xtra cursed
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Dmitrii Kovanikov@ChShersh·
I've seen man-made horror code bases much worse than the ugliest vibe slop you ever encountered
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@ChShersh The distance between the dots on the timeline isn’t linearly apportioned. Also probably not wise to not put your twitter handle on the resume. How will they know you are the champion for C++
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