Not Midas

@JackMcBride20 People here laughing at the "hence" shows the ones that are limited in their English

@CantonasMind @CFCMods Just won the cwc while you idiots lost a europa league final to a shit spurs. Make it make sense.

@CFCMods We’ll take Palmer from your hands because Chelsea won’t be winning anything anytime soon. Also deserves to be at a big club…

I know he’s 31 years old but I genuinely think Chelsea fans should hear me out when I say we should bring in Bruno Fernandes to be Cole Palmer’s backup.

Before the Internet, we didn’t even know how dumb everyone was. We suspected of course, but now we have proof.

what doesn't kill you makes you sit like this at 4am

🚨 Charles Oliveira proposed to his girlfriend Vitoria today and she said YES CONGRATULATIONS @CharlesDoBronxs!!!!! ❤️

This so fucking ghetto and stupid!!!!!

@BonGaminCentral @Shadow_mnn @DovySimuMMA No one asked.

@Shadow_mnn @DovySimuMMA Enjoy the hype for now. It’s all fun and games until he’s swinging at air for five rounds. Gane is going to make him look like he's stuck in mud, and that left hook isn't going to save him. The clock is ticking for Pereira’s end.

who’s your favourite UFC fighter right now?

@Aleks_FUT We seriously need to stop playing this bs

This game is so fucking shit it’s crazy Can’t code a game for shit guy rage quit and it gives me a disconnect for fun IN WEEKEND LEAGUE

Two ways to be dangerous ⚠️ @AlexPereiraUFC on the Standard Edition. @BlessedMMA on the Ultimate Edition. #UFC6 preorders are now live 🎮 x.ea.com/89088 Full reveal coming soon 👀

Man replies lady who said "men h@te accepting help from women"

@w_bravel And when he goes to another club and plays well y'all will be yapping that we should have never sold him

He doesn't deserve this PR, what did he do yesterday?

@BukeDevant66693 @w_bravel They're so disgusting

@w_bravel U claim to be a Chelsea fans , don't you know when to keep quiet at all😤😤

🚨 BREAKING: Xavi Simons has torn his ACL and will be out for the rest of the season with Tottenham. Xavi will be back to action in 2027. Get well soon ❤️‍🩹🇳🇱

WINNERS.

@CFCdruw Bs because when they fight y'all label them undisciplined

Underrated part of the game: Lavia didn’t appreciate Ethan Ampadu stepping into the Chelsea huddle while Calum McFarlane was speaking to the team. We’ve been asking for more FIGHT in the squad and Lavia provided some of that.

Nobody: Me and Grandma when we used to chill together:

Y’all remember when Nicki Minaj’s anaconda was the most explicit video on the internet 🙆🏽‍♀️🤣🤣🤣we were so innocent back then 😂😂

Black women will have 5 kids from 4 different men by age 23 but they draw the line at cooking

Y’all are having sex with men but refusing to cook for them 😂😂

@CFCMods @Kepa_Dotmors Hazard had his mind on Madrid as well, what's ur point?

@Kepa_Dotmors His head is literally in Madrid