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@YavuzBiH He's fucking retarded.

The "swing top" bottle is a 19th-century European invention for beer. It’s nearly non-existent in the Islamic World. Al Sharaa not knowing how to open it isn't "uncivilized" it’s what happens when a pious man spends his life in jihad, not pubs. Your culture is not the Standard!

@NE5westend @RestoreBritain_ @RupertLowe10 During brexitbi was the polar opposite of you since then my opinion has gone 180 tha is to what has happened in the UK.

Absolutely….If not we are fucked! 1st time I’ve ever joined a political party @RestoreBritain_ Consider Joining, share and encourage others to do the same. We do now have a voice! We have one last chance to save 🇬🇧 in the next general election. @RupertLowe10

@Suffragent_ Because our government is spineless.

Why is England full of random Africans in brand new, designer clothing? 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@DaveAtherton20 Turn the camera off before dealing with them, less evidence.

A man in Manchester is targeting vulnerable women, particularly those inbriated. A local man makes him go away with some instant justice.

@screentime At 80% surely it can be revived?

The Last of Us Multiplayer game was roughly 80% complete before it got cancelled, according to former game director The game was cancelled 24 hours before it was going to be announced to the public

@drhingram This is what 2000yrs of evolution looks like. Dudes gone from walking on water to flying, praise be!!!!

I did NOT expect his return to go down like this

@MagpieMediaX Sorry but watching spurs go down would be amazing.

Liquidate Facebook immediately.

@NE5westend At least we won one 4-3 on the 3rd April

On this day in 1999: a seven goal thriller as Newcastle United beat Derby County 4-3 at Pride Park (Speed 2, Ketsbaia, Solano)

@TheCinesthetic Other people.

What pisses you off the most at the cinema?

@dom_lucre Googled her, still none the wiser. Never seen one thing she was in.

🔥🚨JUST IN: Hollywood actress Laura Benanti was in complete disbelief as not nobody recognized her on a plane. Benanti: “Not a single one of them recognized me and I could not tolerate that obviously.”

@BBCPolitics Well if he'd stuck with his deportations promise we could save billions that way. He should lower the retirement age to free up jobs for younger people too.

Reform UK pledges to cut welfare to keep pensions triple lock bbc.in/4s9dysW

@LBC Yeah there's no such thing as a poor white kid. Face it, it is a black culture thing, just listen to drill and grime

‘When it’s white kids it’s a social problem, when it’s black kids you try to say there’s something wrong with us.’ Comedian and journalist Ava Vidal calls out the racial double standard in how people are responding to the Clapham youth link-ups.

@MartinSellner_ Can take a head off, but not the top of a water bottle.

Schon kompliziert, die westliche Technik.

@TheLatamGuy 🤢🤮

For the curious among us, this is what it looks like:

@SandyofSuffolk Im unhappy about all of the above.

Isn't it funny how so many people resent pensioners getting £954 every 4 weeks, but they're happy to fund millions of working age people sitting on their bums all day watching TV because they claim to be anxious, or illegal immigrants living it up in warm hotels eating three meals a day. Strange old world.

@PatrioticMuzzy @ESchubart Why are so many muslims obsessed with westerners arses, fucking weirdos.

@ESchubart Absolute twat- most Muslims in the UK dont even know who the Muslim Brotherhood is. We're all learning about this group from you lot. Muslims are too comfortable and busy to want to transform you. I mean we couldn't even convince you to wash your bums with water for starters

We are 50 years into the Muslim Brotherhood's 100-year plan to infiltrate and transform the West from within. They've had an extremely successful first 50 years. We must deny them the next 50.

@ClassicAdvertz I'll take the After Eight one please.

What’s your go to Easter egg? Some 90s throwbacks here 🤤

@nonregemesse Did they all campaign on "giving a voice to gaza"?

The independents are Islamists btw

@Anonotabot @Saskiaaa_____ Did it as a student, 2nd best job I ever had beaten only by working in the warehouse. Zero stress, perfect.

@Saskiaaa_____ I get what you’re saying but people always seem to use shelf stacking as an example. Pack your office jobs in and give it a go. Retail is no fucking joke 😂

£26436.80 is the new min wage annual salary (40 hrs p/wk). And as the min wage rises, regular salaries don't. So many people will begin to ask themselves 'why am I working this highly stressful job that needed qualifications and a tonne of bullshit paperwork and police checks just to earn 5k more a year than I would stacking shelves at Lidl?'

@ElishevaSays Never trust a person that doesn't like dogs. Something is broken inside them.

Sorry but what the heck is going on with this? Why is the UK media suddenly fixated on dogs, seemingly to get people to question having them? The UK is a solidly dog-loving place. British people have worked with them and kept them as companions for ever. This is so weird