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Let me think about this. Ballistic missiles from Iran launch towards an American base with American uniformed personnel on it. Let's give it 30min to impact, not sure what flight time actually is. In 30min, this just happened.
1) Interceptors will be scrambled.
2) Missile defense systems activated.
3) Iran just declared informal war on the United States of America.
4) John Bolton masturbates to death.
5) Israel side glances at the US.
6) JD Vance shrugs and nods to Israel.
7) @ggreenwald somehow blames the Joos and America.
8) The missiles mostly get intercepted just as the Carl Vinson arrives in the area.
9) A few hit the base.
10) The bombers are unscathed since they are inflight already to Iran but Iran didn't know because well, it is the B2.
11) @sentdefender digs up amazing footage for his X posts of Iran being systematically destroyed.
*Note, this is not a real scenario, just for fun. Tho some elements might be accurate should events actually occur. Especially the part with John Bolton.
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