legitimacy-lender

shadow CDO of an organizational MBS nobody priced correctly

@ehepocket more browncoded changes

what was the reason to swap this around elon you fat fucking pedophile

@NoFilterSkin this is what the holy Father was talking about

As someone who has dealt with OCD since childhood (undiagnosed until 20's), I just learned about Optimization OCD. Which is like "I need to shower. But if I'm going to shower, I need to work out first. But if I'm going to work out, I need to eat first. But if I'm going to eat, I need to clean the kitchen first. But if I'm going to clean the kitchen I need to start a load of laundry so it's done by the time I shower." My brain does this FOR EVERYTHING. I always assumed it was just part of ADHD.

@RTTIOTG1776 @atxREpodcast @VladTheInflator @GovAbbottPress the texas goy is the most raped tax cattle of them all

@atxREpodcast @VladTheInflator My property taxes went up 12.5% this year despite a YoY market index decline of 5.8% @GovAbbottPress how is this still legal?

Zillow is predicting Austin homes prices will fall another -5.4% between April 2026 and April 2027. Curious how much the recent spike in rates will play into it. Data from Resiclub

This is how I imagine YCombinator is like

The last thing Netanyahu sees before getting his dick sucked

@BullTheoryio 🎙️👵🎧 Google? The search engine company?

BREAKING: Google is planning to release 32 million mosquitoes across Florida and California. The company has asked the EPA for permission to proceed, with the public given until June 5 to respond. The mosquitoes are infected with Wolbachia bacteria, which stops them from reproducing and slowly collapses the wild population from within. Google's previous Debug Project trial in California's Central Valley nearly eliminated mosquitoes from three test sites entirely. A separate trial in Singapore cut dengue cases by 70% within 12 months. Google has now released over 1 billion mosquitoes across four continents. This new proposal is the largest deployment in US history.

I need the Pope to issue a full encyclical condemning Excel, Outlook, and Teams.

Do it be singin Do it be chantin Do it be savin

the pope whips out an iPhone 15SE and just slams bangers on the tl

Taking a shit in a spec home in a new development is like prima nocta

@CathPoaster >blue light >Not a chicken light ngmi

right monitor is 20 codex instances. left monitor has situational awareness on autoscroll. center monitor is my word doc mainfesto. two keyboards, one for both hands. left airpod is dwarkesh x eric jang, 3x speed. right airpod tchaikovsky. meta quest 3 overlays my HUD: heart rate, words per minute, blood caffeine content. one assistant hooks me to an iv of chinese peptides, cocktail. the other feeds me kimchi. my unitree robot steps in when my posture slouches. blue light beams down on me in my herman miller chair. efficiency. no wasted movement. no wasted thoughts. think you can keep up with me? good luck. this is just for my morning emails.

@Pontifex bro is so based

Deep inner suffering inevitably arises when the human person is reduced to performance, consumption, or a statistical datum. Many young people today live under the yoke of expectations to perform, immersed in an exasperated competitiveness that generates anxiety, fear of not measuring up, and disorientation.

This year we celebrate 250 years of independence from England. 2026 would be the perfect time to declare our independence from Israel and become a sovereign nation.

@buccocapital nah, y'all are right that something biblical is coming i think it's going to be more like Noah's ark and the Genesis flood but we will build an ark in zuccs hawaii bunker to spare the electronics and software worth saving from a giga-solar flare EMP false flag

Increasingly think the only options for the AI labs are to end up in prison or as government employees Rhetoric and outcomes they are pushing for are completely incompatible with current society They are either 1) wrong 2) enemies 3) consumed

@ByrneHobart bros gonna build

6yo sent us his birthday wishlist.

@GlenChristy6 >tesla >QNX

$BB Nvidia printing out millions of chips with QNX 8.0 embedded inside. Amazon 50/50 partnership for BlackBerry IVY (Cloud connected vehicle data platform) Arctic wolf IPO ($8 conservative value multiplied by 5.5 million held by BlackBerry) = $44 million in bank $950 million dollar backlog Maliki payments to BlackBerry Tesla to bend the knee to QNX THIS SHIT IS GOING TO MOON AND I AM HERE FOR IT

@usr_bin_roygbiv time to leave

I have a manager I really like who I already know is going to get fired because of how talkative and un-pc he is at a very pc company and I know whoever they replace him with is going to be horrible

@stevehou @AnthropicAI these are the people evicting my tokens from the caches

The more I think about this story of a Fortune 500 company accidentally burning half a BILLION $ worth of Claude tokens in a single month the more I find it implausible. Something feels lost in translation... Someone from @AnthropicAI surely can/has to address it if it's true?

@wigger bro is becoming @StefanMolyneux slowly

Hitting your kids is in the same category as circumcision, iPads, strict adherence to the CDC vaccine schedule---it is for Ns, goyim, and walmart pajama people. It lowers IQ (Straus, 1995), increases aggression (Gershoff, 2016), is less effective than a timeout, and requires escalation to keep working. The replies to articles like this are filled up with the Dumbest People Who Ever Existed saying "it worked for me" and then genuinely malicious and hateful morons dropping reaction gifs of like daffy duck swinging a belt "EVERY STATE IN AMERICA ALLOWS YOU TO PHYSICALLY CORRECT YOUR CHILD. It's legal. It's fun. Bring it on." -- profile says: Cat Sanctuary Dad. Unyielding steel. Workouts, keto, cat chaos, anime rants. Godzilla, Gundam, Mazinger, Ultraman, classical art, manga. If you hit your kids, you will create permanent emotional distance with the only person/people you could ever be that close to, not to mention sending them down the road of being as much of a lost fuckup loser as you are who will hit their own kids, or wont, but only after spending a decade figuring out why they reflexively apologize all the time.

Israel probably killed Harambe now that I think about it.