Oleksandr Akhtyrskiy🇺🇦🇺🇸

Dear X, it’s not me, it’s you. I think we should see other people 🤣

@HOUSEPORN___ Apparently, these men never dusted in their life

A man's perfect home:

@avrldotdev I’m pretty sure we’ll be (still) doing something (else). That’s if the doing is still going to be appreciated. There’s gonna be some soul searching but we’ll be alright. We’ll also grow with it. Once a craftsman always is

Software engineers, what's your plan when AI develops better taste & architectural/systems knowledge than you in next 3-4 years?

@_JanBecker @BohuslavskaKate As if. I would buy the “goodness of the Russian people” for a couple of years. How blind does one need to be over 2 decades though? However, that’s if USSR wasn’t in your curriculum… No, your statement is naive at best

@BohuslavskaKate She believed in the goodness of the Russian people and that when you do trade, you grow together. She is not to blame. Only Putin is to blame.

Are you fucking kidding me? She systematically bankrolled Putin’s regime with staggering amounts of cash, even after the 2008 invasion of Georgia and the 2014 invasion of Ukraine. She knew damn well this would ignite a catastrophic war, yet she couldn't care less. She made Germany entirely dependent on Russian energy, she didn't earn an Order of Merit, she earned a prison cell.

@heygurisingh Nah, that’s yesterday’s news. Folks learnt to speak like cave men to save on tokens - that’s the next big thing. Mark my words: ugh, ogh urg doh - execute!

@kristijan_kralj It sounds like you figured it all out. Good for you

@Sassafrass_84 At least we can read, most of us, anyways

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@Dea_rMen Apparently, never dusted and must be eating out. Then why bother having a kitchen? This is not practical

MEN, please be honest! Would this be enough for you? Would you live comfortably?

@WarMonitor3 There’s no red line - there’s just a crack

If the redline is not Iran attacking US forces what is the point of a redline?

@US_OGA Hey dumbasses, it’s already been built and generating power. Thought you’d be able to afford Google with your blood-soaked war profits abc7news.com/amp/post/calif…

@NefflynB Is this a trick question 😆

Si tienes el hemisferio derecho del cerebro activo, ves un gatito; si tienes el izquierdo, ves un conejito. ¿Qué ves?

@zuess05 It’s cute how you think juniors write at a senior level. You know, not even all seniors write at a senior level. Writing code is not exactly the point…

I am actually curious. If junior devs are using Claude to write code at a senior level... And senior devs are using Claude to write code at a senior level... What exactly is the difference between the two roles right now, other than a $100k gap in salary?

@justalexoki @jaxajueny You’re not really “sorry” but 🤷‍♂️

sorry to say but being vegan is probably morally superior actually

@JamesTate121 @RCdeWinter You reap what you sow

We tried to tell them.

@SumitM_X Why?

Tech Lead says: For GET /orders?userId=123 If no orders found, return 404. Whats your reply?

@ThePreserverofU I’m surprised water didn’t make the cut to the list

DRINKS YOU SHOULD NEVER TOUCH 1) Coca Cola → linked to heart disease 2) Energy drinks (Red Bull) → linked to migraine 3) Juice (orange, apple) → linked to diabetes 4) Alcohol (beer, wine) → linked to cancer risk 5) Canned tomato juice → linked to hypertension 6) Whole milk → linked to asthma 7) Caffeine (espresso, coffee) → linked to anxiety 8) Green tea (after 4 p.m.) → linked to insomnia 9) Frappuccino → linked to Alzheimer’s 10) Milkshake → linked to high cholesterol 11) Iced coffee → linked to skin problems 12) Diet soda → linked to bloating

@Wthmoni Skin?

Don’t cheat… just answer 😤

@javarevisited Does the system fail because it needs actual data from B or because it hogged control? Is the system async? How long can A survive without B? Can the system survive with a broke A? For how long? What is the expected protocol?

Service A calls Service B Service B is down Now entire system fails What should have been done?

@javarevisited That depends on what problem this query is supposed to solve

Interviewer: What’s wrong with this query? SELECT * FROM orders WHERE created_at = '2026-01-01';

Where should we send him next?