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@froggytrade It's not lol its just a Lil cute agreement between his personal lawyer and himself

What an absolutely insane precedent being set 😂 didn’t know this was even ever an option, learn something new every day i guess

@DetroitTankCity @IffyTheDopester Cobb $15M Maeda $24M Kahne $6M Flaherty $40M Verlander $13M Jansen $13M Great judge of pitching talent - sign washed up old often injured castoff pitchers Definitely smartest guy in the room

@ZODIAC_MF "Blockbuster was basically the Library of Alexandria" is definitely not a thought anyone ever had before that tweet

YEAH 7000 COPIES OF JOHNNY MNEMONIC

darkest dungeon 2 is sick

@TigersJUK Im like 90% sure we are going to win 3/4 in the most boring, depressing way possible just to give me some hope for the next 3 months

As if the last week hasn’t been bad enough for Detroit sports fans… A 3 game series against the devil incarnate Cleveland Guardians will really top it off. My prediction? We outscore them 16-5 and lose the series.

@TigersJUK They're a decent team that tore up a weak East by trying really hard. Definitely a few pieces away Good news is their window is basically just opening. But they have to do some magic shit if they want to compete with OKC/SAS eventually

Not to give the whole I’m an expert speech as I’m someone who’s checked out of basketball the last 10 years & fell asleep at half time… But the Pistons just aren’t that good? Every possession felt like unless Cade beat 3 guys or hit a contested 3, nobody else is gonna make something happen. If the Pistons can get him another elite scorer they could be contenders, but for now, not good enough.

@JayCuda I kinda hate you Jay but you deserve it. Wish the Tigers had the nuts to do something like sign Murakami

most home runs hit by the no. 2-4 spots in the lineup

@Ryan_POD Im maniacally laughing as a defensive mechanism. Theyre gonna lose by 40

take Cade off the floor

How the fuck can the Pistons show out like this in a Game 7 LOL

@Ryan_POD We're deep in the playoffs and we see are seeing more of Caris Levert than I did as a Michigan fan in like 2015. Scoring depth is an issue

one thing’s for sure: you’re absolutely not running this back again next year. you know this is the ceiling for this team.

Im gonna punch my balls off. This whole series has been a nightmare shitshow and the Tigers suck too. Might need a random summer sport from a far away land

@T_Mane87 @Carsobi This might have been his last one tho. Wemby is inevitable

@Carsobi Neither had a case over SGA. He’s the best in the world.

I’m surprised Jokic finished over Wemby. I thought Wemby was really the only guy who had a solid angle/case over Shai.

@vaneasy2338 @bobwojnowski Cleveland has been assumed to be the more talented team the whole time. Not by much but yea

@bobwojnowski The talent take is odd to me. Was anybody saying the same thing Friday night?

It took seven games to confirm it, but Cavs are the more-talented team, in addition to being more desperate. That said, the Pistons are playing awful, especially on defense, unfortunately shrinking from the glare.

@jnavin @NBA At least with Old Maid you're not pretending you got shot with a .50 cal

@lexicewood It’s like when you play Old Maid, and you prop a card in your hand up above the rest, and the 4-year old picks it. Tony Brothers is that 4-year old. @NBA

NBA refs are the equivalent of small children with what they fall for

@bobwojnowski Pistons playing like ass but I will gladly fight any NBA ref or employee ever associated with this series

That first half was a master class in desperation. Cavs' stars playing like their reputations depend on it, especially bigs Evan Mobley and Jarrett Allen. Getting whatever they want at the rim. Pistons' defense not offering much, trail Cavs 64-47.

NBA is legit trolling the Pistons right now. I will skullfuck Adam Silver if I see you in public. Bring it Alien Boy

@TigersJUK Great tweet. Still tough to beat

This is my favourite tweet of all time

@SamENole @BoardGeniuses Youre arguing about two slightly different bags of turds. No one wins here

@BoardGeniuses This isnt a hot take. I would too. Franklin has about the lowest ceiling of any coach considering he can’t win a big game period and he absolutely sucks at in-game coaching. Norvell has his flaws but he’s shown he can win when he has the talent.

This #FloridaState fan would take Mike Norvell over James Franklin any day.

@PistonChokko @Carsobi Thats shorting him a bit unless you are factoring in his Steelers fandom in which case I agree

@lexicewood @Carsobi Logan too if it means his 3 goes up to 38%

Fun fact: Ausar Thompson is currently leading the postseason in total steals and offensive rebounds. If he were to maintain that, he'd be the first player to lead a postseason in both categories since fellow Piston Ben Wallace ('05 & '04).