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The copium people are using to defend Aaron Glenn is pathetic, a 🧵 Aside from ST & the OL, everything is bad or has regressed The 3 QBs they picked are disasters Been non-competitive, garbage time merchants all year. No pride, no progress, and no hope they will improve #Jets

@dungeon_bound No offense to Loane as a player but I just can’t do it

@li_jets I prefer Loane at 16 but this would be option B.

Okay I’m sold may not even wait till 44 holy crap. The James Harrison of offensive guards #Jets

@Cmurino84 @Nick5p1a Dudes a troll/ AD burner. Ignore him

@Nick5p1a @li_jets Ok now you’re trolling or dumb lol

Would’ve been a smart move by the #Jets WR room needs help with Garrett Wilson returning from injury & Adonai Mitchell finishing with less than 25 YDs in half his games

@Playlikeajet1 lol no worries. Hope you like my other question and I wasn’t too late!

@li_jets Oh you mean in a general sense? I thought you were just asking about this thread haha

Still time to get in YOUR questions for the show! #Jets

@Playlikeajet1 What position is most in play at 16 of these 3: LB, CB, S? Sherwood, Stephens, Thomas, & Moore have all flashed but weren’t consistent quality starters. A lot of focus as been on WR/OL, but the back 7 can either be very good or very bad depending how players progress

@Playlikeajet1 Idk. I appreciate the interactions

@li_jets Because I’m asking for mailbag questions lol what need is there for likes?

The biggest game of the first round is on Friday, when Long Island battles Arizona for iced tea supremacy

@MySportsUpdate Maybe in 2012 but I think a blind person is better than some refs these days

The NFL tried replacement refs before. It was a disaster. The 2012 season was affected more than people realize. Replacement refs cannot happen. It just can’t.

Mougey has done a great job of adding young talented players outside the draft too: DT Jowon Briggs 24 WR Adonai Mitchell 23 DT T’Vondre Sweat 24 CB Jarvis Brownlee Jr 24 S Andre Cisco 25 DE Joseph Ossai 25 DE Kingsley Enagbare 26 G Dylan Parham 26 C Josh Myers 26

LB Demario Davis, 36 QB Geno Smith, 35 DT David Onyemata, 33 LS Thomas Hennessy, 31 DT Harrison Phillips, 30 S Minkah Fitzpatrick, 29 FB Andrew Beck, 29 Only 7 players over 28 on the #Jets roster. 5 new leaders & 2 quality role players. One fastest turnovers I’ve seen.

@J_Taubenslag Sadly the only Jets Ring of Honor candidate post 2012 (maybe Bilal Powell)

@li_jets The GOAT Thomas Hennessy is only 31?!?!?!?!?

Republicans blocked our bill to fully fund TSA & their agents. This is the 8th time they've blocked our attempts to reopen TSA, FEMA, & other agencies outside of ICE & CBP at DHS. But they would rather hold these agencies hostage to give Trump's ICE & CBP another blank check.

"Congrats to the NFLPA on electing the guy whose insane regime agreed to bury a ruling full of explosive texts and evidence about how the league secretly encouraged teams to collude against the players"

@LemmySmackett Gotta start patenting horrible ideas before billionaires do it

"Jesus, Paul, look at this receipt—ten dollars for a single potato. This new Value-Mart AI surge pricing is killing me, man. Killing me." “That’s nothing, Bill. Wait ’til the next update: the store will be able to see exactly how much money you have in your bank.” “You’re kidding.” “And your 401k.” “@#$% me sideways.” “That’s why I use URCHN to do my groceries.” “Really? What’s URCHN?” “URCHN is the latest in affordable concierge shopping.” “Oh, you mean like Uber or Instacart. What makes them different?” “Orphans.” “𝑂𝑟𝑝ℎ𝑎𝑛𝑠?” “That’s right, Bill. And not just any orphans. Dirty, starving orphans who live under overpasses.” “Uuuh.” “As you know, the cameras in the grocery aisle scan your face and adjust the price based on race, socioeconomic status, and dietary restrictions. But you know who always gets the best prices, no matter what?” “…orphans?” “Yep.” “I don’t know, Paul, that seems a little-” “Of course, the AI still discriminates based on race, which is why they send a multi-racial team of no less than four dirty orphans to buy your groceries.” "Um." “The Latino child buys your rice, and the Asian child buys your tortillas.” “Yeah, no, I get it.” “And the black child-” “Sorry, uh, these are children, right? Small children?” “Of course. Teens would raise the price.” “How do they, uh, reach the items on the top shelves?” “They stand on each other’s emaciated little shoulders.” "Jesus." "Yeah, the Hispanic orphan tends to be on the bottom." "What?" "Sturdy stock." “…and how much do you save?” “My last potato was 34 cents.” “#$&@ it, I’m in.” --- [r][title: AI Surge Pricing]

In 2017, the government cut the corporate tax rate from 35% to 21%. Corporations promised to raise worker wages with the savings. Here’s what they actually did. S&P 500 buybacks jumped 55% in one year, from $519 billion in 2017 to $806 billion in 2018. By 2024, buybacks hit a record $942.5 billion. Goldman Sachs projects they’ll cross $1 trillion in 2025. Every dollar of buybacks inflates the stock price. The top 10% of Americans own 87% of all stocks. The bottom 50% own roughly 1%. So the government cut taxes on corporations. Corporations sent the cash to shareholders. Shareholders were already the wealthiest people in the country. Then the government said “we’re all in this together.” Run the scoreboard. Workers’ share of GDP hit 53.8% in Q3 2025, the lowest since the Bureau of Labor Statistics started tracking in 1947. It was 70% back then. Fortune 500 profits hit a record $1.87 trillion in 2024. The top 1% now hold $55 trillion in wealth. The bottom 50%, all 66 million households, hold $4.1 trillion. The gap between corporate profits and worker compensation as a share of GDP is now the widest since World War II. Airlines are building $25,000 first-class suites while McDonald’s sells $5 value meals. Both rational responses to the same economy splitting in half. The meme is a period drama. The Federal Reserve’s data from last quarter says the ratio is generous.

No matter what you think of Rasheed Walker, getting a tackle that can actually start for 4 million is ridiculous.

The Pentagon blackballed its own newspaper from covering its own press conference? Reminder, Stars & Stripes employees are US Army civilians. Their editorial independence is protected by Congress specifically to prevent political leaders from feeding troops propaganda.

@Nick5p1a $4.5M is a waste of resources? And while I like Mitchell 600 YDs in 33 games isn’t good enough for a WR2. While his 300 YDs in a 6 game stretch is encouraging, Moore & Mims had similarly productive stretches and we saw them fizzle out

@li_jets Makes no sense they have 2 top receivers Mitchell snd Wilson plus they have no qb waste of resources

@jamiestuartTV @TheJetPress The current debate is Wentz, Trubisky, or Tyrod so I’ll take the Super Bowl winning QB

@li_jets @TheJetPress Russell….Wilson?

I would have to think they draft a QB you need somebody young in there

@StickToTheModel Sauce Gardner & Garrett Wilson aren’t stars?

(full breakdown just dropped in the newsletter) sticktothemodel.com/draft/history

Graded every NFL team's overall draft performance last week This week we isolated round 1 data since 2020 - measuring hit rates, bust rates and draft value added (DVA) The best teams - Ravens, Eagles, Seahawks.. The worst teams - Titans, 49ers, Vikings.. See your team's grade