sexy bastard

id make the elephant feel welcomed

@insaneclwnbussy bald

If I shaved my head would you still love me?

Omg you cry so ugly please face the wall

scheduled texts are my fave bc i was mad at u and forgot but now i remember bitch

My parrot just said my full legal name and flew out my window

"are you getting your period?" god forbid im just evil

i have stupid dumb ass written all over my forehead in big bold letters

doing a line of love with no bounds

orange juice with pulp is so fuckign crazy imagine if there was a potato in your vodka

ChatGPT killed my wife

gun to your head name a homosexual

lets normalize killing people and eating them

bro just let ur gf be insane like whoooo caresss

planned parenthood if you guys pay me in sandwiches i’ll stand outside any of your locations and assault pro lifers

Eating my cigarette’s butt

ok fine you got me yes i believed the stripper loved me

im evil but ive changed

@maybedevnotkev computah deactivate

Computa jokes are so cooked dude oh my god

i literally peep everything lol