Lindsey Lanquist

I never wanted to move back to my too-small hometown, until the sudden loss of my mother inspired me to open a business there. Mopping up shattered wine bottles at my store is infinitely more satisfying than cleaning up problems at my old email job. trib.al/Ysz5yvK

Can’t believe @elonuniversity bought twitter

@EdwardLanquist Cannot like this tweet enough.

You don't need a vacation. Your life is a vacation. Ed Lanquist, Sr.

@mellowfever @Noahpinion I can’t stop laughing

@Noahpinion I’m real!!!

Increasingly difficult to tell the difference between human Twitter users and bots

New: Judge Donna Scott Davenport oversees a juvenile justice system in Rutherford County, Tennessee, with a staggering history of jailing children. She said kids must face consequences, which rarely seem to apply to her or the other adults in charge. propub.li/3myrWva

@PeterWalpole Ugh, same

I told y’all to vote for Cynthia

@liam_H4 Watched it and loved it! (Shauna loved it too!) We’ll get to work on that review.

As legacy publications lost their identities in the digital era, Man Repeller redefined fashion coverage, with some of the most fun story ideas (coats on boats!), inventive styling, and headlines that didn't feel like boring SEO clickbait. This hurts my heart.

@janedotjpg @coolhannes DUNK ON HIM

@chrisrosecas Laughed OUT LOUD at this

girl Herman Cain DIED

@werkhaf @mellowfever I’d follow the live tweet

i'm trying not to live-tweet this but claiming that insulin is as cheap as water is so unbelievably insulting to everyone's intelligence

This is my uncensored opinion: Media is broken and it’s okay to want more for yourself. It’s okay to be tired of the overworked/underpaid dichotomy that this industry perpetuates and largely relies on. It’s okay to re-examine what you want and need.

So glad to see this -- Colin has been a trusted mentor and friend from my first semester at Elon. His commitment to helping students, alumni and, by extension, the university is unmatched. Even finds time to play pickup basketball with students. Congrats @cmdonohue!

@mellowfever I’m dying

@lindseylanquist out of nowhere!!

why am I getting roasted by an eight year old on tik tok

@mellowfever @chrisrosecas I can’t stop laughing I’m fucking losing it

@chrisrosecas ill follow back anyone who follows me except this literal child

@janedotjpg Hard RT

@judy_foreman @SheKnows Glad you liked it!

"Thankfully, there are tons of no-equipment, full-body exercises that are easy to learn, master, and integrate into your at-home workout routine." What does your at-home workout consist of? 🏡 🏃‍♀️ 🏃‍♂️ Good read here from @lindseylanquist and @SheKnows. bit.ly/3eCMMVc

@janedotjpg @the_bex_evans Bring me.

@USPSHelp Haven’t received my mail in two weeks. Please help.