Lindsey

bro if u lead me into fucking temptation instead of delivering me from evil i fucking swear

i have so so so much love in my heart but only 3 texts back per day. in total

in the clerb, we all fam

The fable of the rabbit and the tortoise has been tested in real life. 😂

this is my dowry

my 3 personalities: 1. yapping too much 2. doesn't yap at all 3. talks to myself

stomach ache again

men be like "i need a real bitch" whole time he a real bitch

I love saying ‘sorry I’m out of it today’ as if there has been a day in the past fucking five years I’ve been in it

@tjmaxxi literally with my eyes closed

@lindseylu__ At least you know how to spot em now😅

I may be dumb sometimes but I ain’t never date a bum on purpose

this could fix me

men blocking you is so funny like ok princess

when you finally text everyone back but they respond right away

This is the most fucked up thing i’ve ever seen. They’re fucking cheating. They’re literally looking at his cards. Oh my god.

inside out if it was filmed inside my head

i would’ve got up n tweeted “today drained me”

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