lindsay 🏳️‍🌈

Lana Del Rey changed the lyrics to Young & Beautiful! Original: “Please let me bring my man” “Actually I don’t wanna bring him anymore”

plot twist: they find the submersible but jack dawson is inside

The wolves are emails I’m the lamb

i ask you how you’re doin’ 🧐🤔 and i let you liiiieee 🥺😫

Y’all are NOT making it on that history book…..

“The Harry styles treatment” in question: saying he can’t drive

god so fucking true

Not sure we need a race-to-the-bottom pissing contest over climate change.

That's literally why rainbow capitalism was always critiqued though, bc corporations can't be allies and they'll abandon us when it benefits their bottom line. That's why the gays who weren't about assimilation told us not to tie our liberation to their marketing departments.

Rebranding being scared of making normal eye contact with girls as alpha behavior

@__mdnights as far as i know it’s not sold out! you tryna go? 👀

@lindshelds is it sold out?? can you still get tickets????

absolutely no fucking way are boygenius ending their shows with please stay, favor, & graceland too 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 im gonna throw up

a man in a BMW tried to bully me on the motorway but unfortunately I cannot take male drivers seriously!!! where are you driving to sir!! are you going golfing with your buddies??? adorable!!!

enjoy these shots of my dog playing with her best friend