lingo🍬🈲

Ok, Prince Harry, so first you're gonna need a @BayAreaClipper card...

@bramos Dang dude

Watch your SI joints, kids! Those things pop out!

@bramos Style

I've had my headphones in for an hour and I'm not even listening to anything

@bramos vldb.org/pvldb/vol9/p92…

YOUR-Sql, amirite???

@bramos PHAB

All roads lead to JIRA

@bramos @kevshieh @44 Sup

@kevshieh @44 @lingo I'm actually his

I just learned that Mike Pence's middle name is Charles. So together they're DJ Trump and MC Pence. wtf?

@bramos @slyphon @erikfroese @gdickinson @_dth @puskar lol

@slyphon @erikfroese @gdickinson @_dth @puskar Ran outta red bull

God, remember this guy? Sheesh. Wonder whatever happened to him. /cc @erikfroese @gdickinson @_dth @puskar @bramos

@bramos Gmail knows how you feel

Gmail just outlined my email and I don't know how I feel

@bramos Haha, he was still thinking about it when I was in school. We shared the same advisor for master’s lol

@lingo Must be good, then! Did you do anything with it in school?

Having never actually poked at raft, this was pretty cool: thesecretlivesofdata.com/raft/

@bramos Still?

The joy of emacs is mistyping a command to discover a new one

Twitter help, idk who these two are but I hope this finds them. I took this at Taft Point at Yosemite National Park, on October 6th, 2018.

Getting ready to Duominate! #GSBgrads @StanfordGSB

@bramos @ruoxie The number of quarters from the exchange machine is correct

@ruoxie Woah you're living in some fantasy world bro

Name a better feeling than scraping together exact change for the dryer. I'll wait.

@bramos What coin is that?

Startup idea: Blockchain for keeping track of assholes who leave their scooters lying around San Francisco streets

Everyone at home kept watching Netflix using my profile. Messed up all my lists and history... so I renamed “Dad” to “Install Windows Updates Now.” Problem solved.

We ❤️ @YouTube. See you at work soon. #Caltrain

Local programming language in thailand. cc: @bramos