Linh
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Linh
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> be Adobe, 40-year-old PDF jockey > 2025, stock doing a perfect -33% swan dive > “We’ll pivot to AI” says exec on 7-figure retention bonus > can’t ship a model because legal says every pixel needs a 12-page EULA > Midjourney drops v7, makes our Firefly look like MS Paint with a hangover > OpenAI drops GPT-Image, Google drops nano-banana, both free > our response: “Please login with your Adobe ID, install Creative Cloud, update 47 GB, restart, then pay $53.99/month” > users collectively Alt-F4 into orbit > watch in horror as ChatGPT/Gemini reads any PDF you give it for free > enterprise cancels 10k seats overnight > try to counter with Sora killer video model > training cluster catches fire after someone uploads a 1998 clipart library > PR tweet: “We are re-imagining creativity” > quote-tweet ratio hits 1:9k, gif of dumpster bonfire tops replies > premiere pro is now just a bloated launcher for 15 different subscription prompts > 20-something with a phone and CapCut is making better edits > our flagship feature: “Generative fill but now 3% slower” > board meeting: “Let’s raise prices again” > stock drops another 8% during the Zoom call > our most innovative feature in 5 years is a "subscribe to annual plan" button that clicks itself















