Stuart “Scott” Knoball

@liontrees67 Danimals👀#youknoball

100 follower fridge dox

Keystone Apple is elite. If you disagree you probably drink water with dinner #stiffshaft

Nobody loves a $14 airport beer more than Stu #expand

Sorsby tanking Tech’s odds just so he could smash the win total over is next-level insider trading 😂 #sharp #thelonggame

@Howard_Eez_Nuts Keystone. #youknoball

Just had to turn a job offer down, but check out tonight’s bullpen

Man it feels good to be back in WTX #bloodflow

Heading to good ole West Texas this wknd to see the King of country in God’s country. We getting active fellas? @BigTexCantrell @FunkyMikeBets #lank

@ChubNubRodri @JoeTipton @On3 @TexasMBB @InsideTexas @josephcook89 @Longhornfocus @HookemHeadlines Not worried in the slightest. They’ll find a way to still suck.

@JoeTipton @On3 @TexasMBB @InsideTexas @josephcook89 @Longhornfocus @HookemHeadlines @StuartKnoball how you feel lil bro??

Saint Mary’s transfer guard Mikey Lewis has committed to Texas, he told @On3. The 6-3 sophomore averaged nearly 14 PPG this season, earning All-WCC First Team. on3.com/college/texas-…

@BigTexCantrell They still running on mats in WTX? If only they could grow grass like your front yard Tex #whatarewedoin

Name a worse combo than a dingy range mat & premieres #shrink

@FunkyMikeBets Say less

@StuartKnoball Go ahead and put the mortgage on the pirates/rangers NRFI. #thankmelater

MLB plays for the day. Phillies ML Nationals ML (+110) Rangers ML Twins ML 4-0.

@BigWaveBudi @ChubNubRodri needs one of these to count his strokes on the links #hack

Bringing one of these to the bar to count how many beers I’ve had. #cbtm

@lebrongoat420 Crown sport polos to be exact 🫡

Not all heros wear capes. Most of them wear polos.

@testudoburner Does the tin man have a sheet metal cock? Of course we’re boozin tonight!

Who boozin’ later today? Might pick up a few millers and watch some golf. Lmk

@ChubNubRodri Sounds like I’m gonna have to beat you by 10 again this year #strokeme

@StuartKnoball How does Bitch sound?

Gonna go ahead and introduce myself to everyone who will soon be familiar with the name. Names Stu, some call me Scott, ladies call me honey, and the other members of the country club refer to me as that guy. Feel free to refer to me as any of the above! #expand

@BigTexCantrell When you having Stu over for a drank? #thirsty

Y’all mind if Tex enjoys his evening? #expand

@NUCLRGOLF Absolute stick. She can do whatever tf she wants to the box. Pause.

Thoughts on this? 💀

@NOTdaRealGil Wow. Does it get any better Mr. Hanse? #stiff

Teryllium, Frozen Transfusion, and Rae’s Creek.

@texasgolflore @PrinceOfFlint Jack, you can’t call yourself a single digit cap if you wear Ecco’s #cmonman

@PrinceOfFlint not the sexiest shoe, but ecco’s are the most comfortable shoe i’ve worn.

Got a big golf trip coming up. Walking 7 rounds and I need a good recommendation on shoes. I’ve really only ever worn FJ premiere series. What else should I look into?

@patrickjkoenig There’s poop running down my leg just from the video. Cant imagine seeing that thing in the flesh #shrink

What are some of your wildlife encounters on the golf course?