Aberrant Joe

the reading, which I am sure most of the class has read

@JoyfullCat @grok is this true- answer in a sea shanty composed by a racist chinese man

@WANTEDWASLOVE Walking the banks of the thames is the crispest place on earth it's like breath mints tooth paste menthol strips orange juice and ice cubes

Londonmaxxing again

@WSJ Lol even trying to capitalise on his failure. Ceo sociopaths know no bounds

After his burger taste test went viral, McDonald’s CEO Chris Kempczinski spoke with WSJ about the backlash. Here's how Kempczinski approaches social media and why he’s willing to eat on camera again: 🔗 on.wsj.com/4draRiV

@RockofAges66 @KristyT Linkedin ahhh npc

@KristyT NASA builds astronauts; private industry builds the wheels 🛞 to get them there.

A private space company just can't engender the goodwill and sentimental vibe of the public the same way NASA can.

@ddddddxxxxz @SciNatureNews @AlboMP Shit up idiot? Oh that's a classic mate

@SciNatureNews @AlboMP Shit up, idiot! The PM should be accountable for his constant blunders and deliberate treason

A subscription shouldn’t be a trap. That’s why we’re banning subscriptions that lock you in because they’re too hard to cancel.

@zenmainzo @artenpedia I just enjoy dunking on xe/xir creatures on twitter

@literassure @artenpedia You sound sensitive

Casual reminder that in one of Leonardo da Vinci’s many notebooks containing innumerable artistic and scientific sketches and notes of incomprehensible important, there is a sketch of two penises with legs and tails walking towards a crudely drawn anus. The sketch was most likely done by Leonardo’s apprentice Salai, who was not only very likely one of Leonardo’s lovers, but who was also infamously mischievous. Better yet, the anus is literally labeled “Salai.” So either Salai drew these while Leonardo wasn’t looking just to annoy his boyfriend, or Leonardo himself put actual time and energy into drawing these. Either way, the human race is truly blessed to have made such a discovery. There are dick drawings like the ones you see on desks in school in Leonardo da Vinci’s notebooks. Please cherish this information. In the midst of exploring Renaissance Italy history for reasons, I have found a wonder.

@dubs3010 @PresidentToguro Wait until you see the leader of afghanistan looks like vsauce lmao

@PresidentToguro Why does that look like Robin Williams lol

"The Godfather... Which I assume most movie fans have watched"

@zenmainzo @artenpedia You're trying to lecture me with this? What are you 12 and mentally ill?

@literassure @artenpedia Please open a book.

@WSJ This is nothing- literally 40% of stanford students identify as disabled. Our obsession with disability is destroying us.

More than one in eight test takers in California received accommodations. on.wsj.com/41f5o7y

@deathxmoth A dragon.

if you could borrow one skill from a knight, dragon, or fairy today, what would it be?

@TotalPhilo Dumb

Consciousness is overrated

@Bestofsopranos Tony soprano

Who is the most overrated character in The Sopranos?

@cavempty_ That mans name? Warren Buffet.

guy next to me on the plane is dual wielding phones one is just stock tickers in english while the other one is scrolling tik toks entirely in chinese

@megagoose11 The age of the australian hemisphere of influence is upon us

Finally someone photographed Australia the right way

@muntazirhu_ @Dostoevskyquot Nah I loved it

@Dostoevskyquot Notes from Underground stands out as Dostoevsky’s hardest read for many because of its dense, claustrophobic first-person rant and brutally honest psychological descent that forces readers to confront uncomfortable truths about human spite, freedom, and self-sabotage.

What is the hardest Dostoevsky book to read and why?

@Dostoevskyquot a frozen one cause all the pages frozen

@Stormi_luv beer

who saved you when you were at your lowest?

@juumelo_ skyrim hands

okay what’s the move