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@Rainmaker1973 Top and bottom Left

Who would you pick to play the next James Bond?

@slothy_420 Grouper

gun to your head name a fish

@AmazingPopPod I think of the music video Spike Jones did for him

What’s the first thing you think of when you see Moby?

@METAVERZUZ Times is by 20

Yes or No: You’ve been to 20+ concerts in your lifetime.

@chefsevenn Burgers

What’s the first word that comes to mind when you see this?

@zeroxjackson This.

To those who leave the airplane window closed during takeoff/landing, Have you no whimsy? No childlike wonder? Are the subtle joys of life lost on you, air traveler? Hath ye spirit died already, body unburied?

@realAtlasPress *Boring?! You misspelled “Living a real life” wrong

“I love being at home. My life is very simple. I read a lot of books. I watch a lot of films. I listen to a lot of music. I tend the garden. I cook with my family. Yeah, I'm boring.” — Cillian Murphy

Twitter is less fun because you can no longer tell who is naturally dumb and who is trying to make rent from ragebait

@ick_real Yes.

If a coworker has a car and lives near my house, and drives me to work every day, am I obligated to chip in for gas?

what's a job where u have zero room for error, like one mistake and it's a huge deal ??

he looks like David Spade playing Joe Exotic

@RpsAgainstTrump Glazing sycophantic behaviour to cover for the fact that he’ll be remembered for centuries - as a narcissistic fraud & a cretin.

Stephen Miller praised Trump for several minutes. Then Trump turned to Kash Patel and said, “Kash, see if you can top that.” Patel: “Mr. President, thank you for delivering the safest country on God’s green Earth.” Straight up North Korea vibes

@PopBase This is what guys look like when they’re fulfilling contractual obligations

BTS performs ‘NORMAL’ at the ‘Spotify x BTS: SWIMSIDE’ event in NYC.

@614clinton Gravedigger

Anyone know of a good job for someone who hates people?

@AutismCapital This makes a strong argument against social media/AI dominated culture. People seemed much busier creating yearly defining art + culture in the before times…

1999 might be the most GOATed year of all time: The Matrix? Fight Club? 1999 Napster? 1999 Baby one more time, Genie in a bottle, Livin la vida loca, Eminem? BLUE DA BA DEE? all 1999 BLINK 182 ENEMA OF THE STATE? 1999 The Sopranos? Family Guy? FUTURAMA? 1999 Pokemon peaking? 1999 The launch of EVERQUEST? 1999 The best aesthetic known to man? 1999. THE DREAMCAST LAUNCHED IN 1999, PEOPLE. The Y2K scare? 1999 1999 was the peak of human civilization.

@DABailey62 @PhillipBeebe_ @TolkienWorldG Ahhh Baldy. I forgot about that area

@livelikeburning @PhillipBeebe_ @TolkienWorldG

Some legend has built a Hobbit door between the lanes of the Trans-Canada Highway in Manitoba.

@milehighami Bowling

name 1 sport thats not a genetic lottery.

@Akir_a997 Good butter

name something you NEVER feel guilty spending money on

@PhillipBeebe_ @TolkienWorldG I was wondering where in Manitoba there’s any hills

@TolkienWorldG That must be near Northern ontario with hills like that. I live in Thunder Bay, and will have to keep an eye out next time I drive there. Is it facing the east or westbound lane?