🦕🦖Liz Cox🦖🦕

“No worries at all,” I say, worrying a great deal indeed.

@Natures_Voice Lots of shouty fledgling starlings in my garden 😂

@InspJBradfield Just the dress rehearsal! Have a fab run in Edinburgh

A hard 5k this evening, doesn’t bode well for Sundays Edinburgh marathon!!

Diners at London’s Slutty Fish restaurant gasp as Daft Punk walk in - but then they take their robot heads off and it’s just Rylan Clark and Claire Richards from Steps

@RevRichardColes My school used to teach ballroom in yr 11/5th year but they stopped it before I got there so I still can’t dance 😕

Posers 😍

If you’re in need of a smile I offer you the Finnish word ‘kalsarikänni’. It means drinking at home, alone, and in your underwear.

@susie_dent I should have been born in Finland

@BBCR1 @ariellefree Sending all the love and hugs to Arielle - you’ve been amazing and you’re nearly there xx

this is just relentless… #TourDeDance #RedNoseDay @ariellefree

Ermintrude waiting for his nail polish to dry.

Here we have a pup who took one look at the day and decided to pass on it. 12/10

The letters "ough" can be pronounced at least 8 different ways in English. How did that happen?!

Every time I see that Salt Bae fella, I consider going vegetarian for my New Years Resolution.

Thank you to @TheView for having me on their Holiday Show this morning! What an honor joining The Queen of Christmas, Darlene Love, on "Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)." #TheView

@ThisIsRobThomas @TheView This has made my Christmas 🤩

It’s a little bit chilly this morning 🥶

Slightly more exotic garden visitors today 🦜 #Basildon #Parakeet

@watsoncomedian Happy birthday Mr Watson! There’s still hope, my mum got her first phone last year at the age of 72!

My father is 70 today. He couldn’t be less interested in social media, hasn’t even got a phone, won’t see this. But the inspiration for much of my personality. And in case you’re wondering what I’ll look like in three decades. Secret happy birthday Dad.

Football players will deliberately incur yellow cards when celebrating goals - removing shirts, climbing into the fans etc. They routinely harangue and abuse referees, knowing it carries a yellow card for dissent. But *this* is where they draw a line? Not a good look.