Liam

@mufcytp Have you been sniffing glue?

Ideal Summer Sales for Manchester United: 1. Sancho – £55m 2. Rashford – £26m 3. Højlund – £44m 4. Ugarte – £50m 5. Diogo Dalot – £70m 6. Onana – £30m 7. Mount – £60m 8. Zirkzee – £40m 9. Malacia – £20m 10. Bayinder – £10m Total budget from sales alone: £405m

@evertonibrow You wouldn’t won’t roll up of him.

@ToryFibs The great unwashed

Zack Polanski is currently on a tour of the North of England’s towns and villages. And he keeps filling out halls wherever he goes with his message of hope and socialism.

@rachejjlblue35 @MUKits_ Rachel from Manchester doesn’t know who this is.

@MUKits_ A Growm man you absolute weapon stop embarrassing yourself on the internet.

You’d think there’s a trophy for a derby 😂😂 proper weapons these lot.

@markgoldbridge @UtdXclusive @AndyMitten Paedophile

@UtdXclusive @AndyMitten Glazerite

🚨🗣️ @AndyMitten: "I am told from reliable sources, and if you don’t want to hear this — fine, I’m just doing my job. The mood has improved this week inside Carrington — breath of fresh air. This isn’t a slight at Ruben Amorim, that’s just normal when a manager goes because they tend to leave in tense circumstances." [@TOTDevils]

@Rossmac212 David Peckish

Also he looks nothing like David Beckham😂

@eddieizzard @FKiernan5 how many pints? Christ look at the head on it!!

Out for a run in Suffolk today!

@CansAndBansV12 It’s confirmation about being a peadophile ste, me and you don’t need it pal. You going today?

What’s this 007 shit the boring blue tick football twitter virgins keep going on about?

You don't have to say "I disagreed with him on some things". No-one agrees with everyone on everything. It's a pointless statement that just distances you from your own humanity.

@antpaulbloom Hes got a fucking matching Coldplay t shirt on with his bird. Christ

Anyone know this lad? Not heard anything from him since yesterday afternoon when he said he had a city sorted for us. Showed us the seat and the forwarding info but never received the ticket. Unfortunately I sent him the face value amount over. Be wary of him.

@UtdHeisenberg_ State of that crowd, pre Arab money 100%

Pedro Mendes was knocked unconscious, needed oxygen & had to be taken to hospital after this elbow by Ben Thatcher. Thatcher was banned for 15 matches. How did the match referee Dermot Gallagher punish him at the time? A Yellow Card! Disgraceful

@MonnouU Had a paper round in Chernobyl

🇨🇲Le jeune talent André Ngono 17ans quitte le championnat camerounais et s’engage en Russie👏🏽 Le petit frère de Christian Bassogog, il doit être enfant des vieillards.. Paul Biya va quitter le Pouvoir au Cameroun lorsque chaque cameounais va utiliser leur RÉEL ÂGE

@AlternativeMUFC What the queue like to get in pal we are en route

It's not Bilbao, but it'll do.

@fasc1nate @RyanR2021 love to know your thoughts on this

Xin Zhui: The amazingly preserved 2,100 year old mummy historydefined.net/xin-zhui/

😂

@JoeYids @FKiernan5 happy Friday pal

Motivational Fridays #Famileighfridays

@SkySportsPL @Carra23 @GNev2 That bird behind Neville hahaha. Scouse cunt

Comms Cam! 🎥 @Carra23 and @GNev2 react to Liverpool's draw with Manchester United at Anfield 😨

@alrightfans This bloke brasses his missus out

I will pay good money for his @

@VladsDeathsweep Sean Combs (WC) Joe Biden Katie Price Rose West Amanda Bynes

VLAD'S DEATHSWEEP 2024 IS NOW OPEN. READ THE RULES. MAKE YOUR PICKS. BE ORIGINAL. CELEBRATE DEATH.

If you are giving Southgate a knighthood, then Lou Macari should be top of the list with what he has done with the Homeless, A sight lot better than what Southgate has done. Lou deserves it.