John Cooling

@AresUnchained @Matt_Pinner Over 55 you mean.

@Matt_Pinner 20 Easily! Anyone over 65 probably did too.

6 for me!! I feel confident nobody Has all 20 How many for you?

@Matt_Pinner 20

@2Honest1982 @amilleraz0 Wrong.

@amilleraz0 12:15, 12:45, 3:00, 3:30, 6:15, 6:45, 9:00, 9:30..that’s 8 times..my final answer and I’m sticking to it

Someone help them!!

@theamelia__ I was going to say’ invade countries’ but more recent events may place them as far down as third place.

@Morzignis_Zero @Space_Station @NASA Well, poor spelling aside, at least you didn’t use a double negative.

@Space_Station @NASA Hmmmm i wonder how that happened? Maybe cuz yall don't know shit about anything.

UPDATE: @NASA is closely monitoring a stable medical situation involving one International Space Station crew member and evaluating all options, including an early Crew-11 return, with further updates expected within 24 hours. nasa.gov/blogs/spacesta…

@TurinAirport easily the worst airport experience yet in my life so far. Check in belt broken, no-one seen to be doing anything and ZERO information!! Stressed to our eyeballs with children, not knowing if we’re going to make the flight, work and school tomorrow. 😡

@TrumpsHurricane Yes.

Am I the only one who thinks Taylor Swift is unattractive ??

@joshpearson180 It tastes better than it smells.

This is one of the worst things I’ve ever seen 🤣

@LynneBP_294 I hope she knows a mechanic! They’re shit!

OMG! 😪😪❤️❤️ I have tears of joy!

@U2 Happy Birthday BB King. 100 years ago today, a legend was born. youtu.be/_TGU35i8czo?si…

@fesshole Unless you are in your mid to late thirties don’t get married. You haven’t a clue who you are yet.

I proposed to my girlfriend, she said yes, but she now wants me to book a dinner with her family and friends and for me to spontaneously ask her again in front of them all. I don't think I want to marry someone like her.

@Sturgeons_Law Pedal crazy elsewhere, we’re all stocked up here! 😂

This is actually the universal mark of the non-Westerner.

@voteforsimeon He’s entitled all right! 😂

BREAKING: Simeon Burke makes statement outside The Bar of Ireland in Dublin An award-winning barrister, Simeon Burke is now faced with the possibility of being blocked from practising in the courts He appeals to Justice Minister Helen McEntee to intervene as deadline looms

@fesshole He’s hiding something but not necessarily an affair. Could be betting or porn. Phones are very private. No doubt you have secrets too.

I needed my husband's phone. It was for a second, he has now acted like it is the nuclear football and changed the pin instantly. There's a little bit of a problem here, isn't there?

@uncledoomer Correct, we cannot comprehend how little food is in your sugar.

the european mind cannot comprehend this

@HolyJazus @GardaTraffic It’s not a defender, it’s a jeep.

@GardaTraffic It's not a Jeep. it's a Dacia. This is a Jeep.

This jeep is one of 116 vehicles we seized for road traffic offences on Irish roads in the 18 and a half hours between 7am yesterday morning and 1:30am this morning. That's roughly six cars per hour. 63 vehicles were seized for having no insurance. #SaferRoads

@NoPlugMedia I love the ending!

What’s y’all thoughts? 😭💭

@Travis_4_Trump You’ve got to admire Americans! They hate everybody, even themselves! 😂

@0xDesigner @luctuosus Laughing my ass off here, and I know zero about programming!

Probably the best thing you'll see today. In 2017, a group of developers hilariously competed for who could create worst volume control interface in the world. The results 🧵 1/22

@jimbobhas @ladbible @LiamRoberts12 Ha! I thought the same!!

@ladbible @LiamRoberts12 Ugh I know I’m getting old when I instantly got worried about the kids feet getting splinters from the decking

“What have you got in your pocket for nanny?” 😭🤣 🎥: @LiamRoberts12