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Instagram just keeps on finding ways to aid cheaters! That new update is crazy. 😂😂

Walking into work the next day after calling in sick with my new hair

@DaveSchmidt1 @Tarketa_501 literally!!!

@Tarketa_501 Okay so it wasn't called the Department of war in 1994. So I call bullshit

Mexican band “Clave Especial” pulled up to MrBeast’s supermarket to support and SURPRISE contestant “Juan” with a scholarship for his son while he’s inside trying to eat the whole store for a chance to win $1 MILLION ❤️🔥👀

sorry for leaving strands of my hair everywhere an angel tends to leave their feathers all over the place

I remember first apartment I ever got I invited a guy I was talking to over, he was so comfortable under my blankets and fell asleep just snoring loud af. It pissed me off so badly to see him that comfortable in my space, I never did that shit again.

I'll go a whole week without spending $40 just to spend $1500 randomly in one day.

my mom never went thru my dad's phone but i did don't play with me

Ignoring your woman’s needs and still expecting a healthy relationship is like skipping maintenance on your car and expecting it to run forever. Sooner or later, it breaks down.

No importa cuánto ames a un hombre, tu amor no le va a ganar nunca a su crianza, a los años donde nadie lo escuchó, a los padres que no lo vieron, a la idea mediocre del amor con la que creció. Y mucho menos a su fachada de autosuficiencia.

I’m dropping a huge truth bomb and going to sleep: For some men, losing an incredible woman is a relief—because now they can keep being mediocre without the pressure to become better.

proof that your thoughts, dreams and intuitions are not random occurrences but your future self reaching across time to show you a glimpse of what’s possible if you simply refuse to let your current moment define how far you can go. always remember time is only a boundary in this dimensional level. nowhere else

Bitch if I said I want my man to be able to give me $25,000 a month just for shopping then that’s what the fuck I desire & that has nothing to do with the next person, respectfully.

young hoe never broke again

Yes a lot Mexicans have their whole fam living in one house but no they do not share a car the whole street gonna have 6 cars for that one house

And once I start getting poor when I'm with a guy I leave. Because where did this poverty come from, I was rich before you

Cutting off a narcissist from your life and radically accepting that you're going to be the villain in their delusional world is top-tier self care

Men think a women having a present father means we have more respect for men and are more equipped to be married. Whole time my daddy is the first man who taught me to get my money up so I don’t have to answer to anybody.

fck therapy I just need someone to swing first so I can let It all out