Derek Martin 🇨🇦

@Dimillian Why wouldn’t you want that? I assume you had things open in certain positions and states. Wouldn’t it be nice for everything to be back where it was after rebooting? (Just playing devil’s advocate)

The worst feature of macOS is defaulting to reopening all windows after a reboot or an update. Why would I want to do that????

@ThrillaRilla369 If you treat them with respect, and you have the right “set & setting” (set being mindset), then taking them can be a life-changing experience.

What’s your honest opinion on Psilocybin mushrooms? 🍄

@brockpierson Yes, I upgraded from Windows 3.1, which I upgraded from MS-DOS.

Be honest, did you use this when it was new?

@weswinder Yup. Or if you’re an Apple person, a Pages document. It should literally just ask you what your preferred document type is.

i literally never want claude to make a docx file why is this the default? i just want markdown

@ick_real No, but you’re a jerk if you don’t.

If a coworker has a car and lives near my house, and drives me to work every day, am I obligated to chip in for gas?

@Khensi_20 If you buy a computer with a hard drive a bunch of it will be filled by Windows or macOS or Linux. Same thing. Phones are computers now.

Dear Apple, My 64GB iphone should have 64GB of storage! 30GB should not be taken up by “IOS” and “System Data” that is not deletable or manageable by me!

@ronsterd89 Real consequences. If being grounded doesn’t work, then take away all screens until it’s clean. That WILL work.

I’m embarrassed asf to post this, but HELP. How do I make this stop? I clean it for her, it still ends up like this.. she cleans it, she cries about it and it still ends up like this.. I’m OVER it. I tried grounding her. Taking electronics. Cleaning it for her. Helping her clean it. & NOTHING.PHASES.HER. She genuinely doesn’t care. I told her yesterday “if your room doesn’t get cleaned today, you’re grounded” she looked at me and said “ok? I don’t care.” I even asked to remove it because once a person came to us for an order that they ordered from my store, Tedooo app, it was such a shame that the buyer accidentally saw it. We don’t live nasty. Our house is always spotless. HOW DO I GET MY GrandKID TO JUST KEEP A CLEAN DANG ROOM? She’s 8 if that makes any difference for any type of tips, ya girl is tired.........

@adamwathan Prayers & love for your little one ❤️🙏❤️

Our three week old had emergency bowel surgery last night 😔 super hard stuff. Hug your kids.

@kevinrose I heard Zed was good

got a new laptop, setting things up, what IDE should I go with? was vscode, just want minimal + tmux

you won’t believe this 😭 so I bought a new laptop today did the whole setup uninstalled Microsoft Edge now I have… no browser how do you install a browser without a browser....am I cooked? 😭

@haha_girrrl Without a username, any bot or anyone only has to guess one out of millions of users’ passwords to get into the system under somebody else’s ID.

Hot take: The username field is pointless. Change my mind.

@oelma__ To take the best photos.

@kmixbye You can easily carry 1000 of them with you everywhere you go and never own another bookcase again.

I just learned that books in an E-reader are as expensive as physical books. then what is the freaking point?

@Simon_Ingari Manager: This is Sally. She’ll be taking over for you two weeks from now. Please give her 80 hours of training.

Manager: I have you scheduled for a meeting at 7 PM tomorrow. Gen Z: Is my attendance mandatory? Manager: Yes, we’re working with a client in another time zone. Gen Z: Okay, I’m happy to shift my hours to accommodate. Manager: Excuse me, no—you still start at 8 AM. Gen Z: If I’m working in the evening, then I’ll start later in the day. Manager: Okay, don’t watch the clock at this company. We work when we need to work. Gen Z: I’m contracted and paid for 40 hours a week, so that is what I work. Manager: That’s a career-limiting move. Tomorrow is a busy day; I’ll need you to start right promptly at 8:00 AM. Gen Z: Alright then, I will take the lieu time later this week. Manager: Again, that’s not how we operate at this company. You work hard when you need to, and you don’t watch the clock. Gen Z: Again, I work for the hours I’m paid for, and since overtime is not an option, I’ll go ahead and adjust my hours this week to accommodate the shift in the schedule. Manager: You’re not quite understanding the company culture we have here—we work all the time. Gen Z: And you’re not understanding that just because that is the way you do things does not mean that is how I’m required to do things as well. Manager: (Silence)

@NathanPSI I prefer the current Magic Mouse, which you didn’t include in the photo.

Where did Apple's mouse design peak? I'm personally a big fan of the early 2000s translucent ones 👌

@Adidotdev Ability to learn fast because it won’t happen automatically over time.

What actually matters more in a developer? • Years of experience • Ability to learn fast You can only choose one. No “it depends.”

@beyoumf 100%

serious question, do you genuinely enjoy staying home all day, completely alone, without seeing anyone?

@cyber_razz What if their continuous deployment system doesn’t support passphrases? Or only supports RSA keys?

I watched a new hire set up access to a Linux server. He opened a terminal. He typed ssh-keygen. He pressed Enter for the default location. He pressed Enter for a blank passphrase. He pressed Enter again to confirm. He then typed ssh-copy-id user@server. He typed his password. He was done. I asked him if he enjoyed generating tickets for the security team or just hated having a secure backup. He looked confused and said that's how he always did it. I asked him if he knew what a passphrase was for. He said it was annoying to type. I told him that without a passphrase, his private key is just a text file. If his laptop is stolen, the attacker has the keys to the kingdom, no brute force needed. I forced him to generate a new ED25519 key with a strong passphrase, add it to ssh-agent, and configure his shell to auto-start the agent so he only types it once per session.

@ThoughtCrimes80 If it was 20 people eating a meal, yes. If it was 2 people with 1 expansive bottle of wine, no. Tip is commensurate with the amount and quality of service.

If you rack up a $1,800 dinner bill and tip $30, you’re a horrible person. 😒

@justbyte_ Will I use the trackpad for casual browsing? Yes. But when I want to get real work done, I use a mouse 100% of the time.

be honest, which one do you prefer??