Lex 🍓

Your new favorite photos of Morgan Wallen that you’ve never seen before because I just took them 🤎😍 That man is so perfect

List of people I don’t trust: 1. People who say Rory McIlroy is attractive 2. People who enjoy the McRib 3. People who don’t like dogs. We all know you’re lying.

We could really do without about 90% of the times people use the word “literally”.

Covid twitter was a wild place. Miss that sometimes. #neverforget

Main character energy 🎄

Christmas tree cakes are back in store. I repeat. Christmas tree cakes are back. This is not a drill! 🚨

I’d love to chat, but TS12 is out so I’m busy for the next foreseeable future.

LOOK AT THOSE PAWS JUST BOUNCING ID DO ANYTHING FOR HIM

All of that energy…and none of it positive.

Just in case anyone is thinking of going to get another Masters degree….my professor deducted 2 points because I wrote “References” on my weekly DISCUSSION board and I only had one reference, therefore I should have written “Reference”.

@firemaplewhisky Mine 😍

Ayeeeee babayyy

It’s giving fall 🍁🍂🧶☕️

@cherry_hat Literally! What the fuck.

@lochLysMonster Also me: why isn't there a good alternative!!

Me: I’m deleting twitter forever. Also me: reactivating a month and a half later to read a series of tweets from a news article. Whatever.

I wake up every single day and think how going to work is like the dumbest idea ever yet, once again, here I am!

Soooo they’re saying I have a chance?

Hotter than a hoochie coochie today.

I saw Post Malone for a 4th time last night and God that man gets more magical by the minute.

@thecanadianeh The only thing I’ve hated so far is their voltage that fried my hair dryer 😅

@lochLysMonster Hated it there. Have fun!

Sorry. Can’t talk. Jet setting around Europe. 🇪🇸 🇫🇷 🇮🇹

Eating cannolis in the Mediterranean in a sundress. This fucking vacation is ight.